>>12367578
a man first loses his job and then his infertile wife to a terminal illness, all alone with no family to speak of he fails to find a job opening. he takes to wasting his time on the computer but doesnt find appeal in standard social media sites, suddenly it occurs to him that there was a site he used to enjoy and its been 5+ years since their last post. 4chong.com, in particular their favourite board [s4s] where so many keks n lels had been enjoyed in their late youth before growing up and becoming a married man with adult responsibilities. they were hoping it was still as lively and fun as they remembered as they promptly logged on, and were met with the characters they had come to know and love. spikedog was there, bury nice pink gril and her ebil counterpart seemed more prevalent than ever. keksandra provided a tickling welcome for him, but he couldnt help but notice it was le slower than he remembered and other characters he was less pleased to see. dirty namefigs. seemed like they were really sh*tting up the catalog that night and he got so bored reading one of their blogposts he fell asleep at the keyboard. upon awakening he is shocked to see discord open on the monitor before him, but he had never used nor even downloaded discord ever in his life and only recognised it from screenshots yet this was unmistakably a program running on his computer. he realises with only more horror, that this wasnt discord, but the esfores interface. yes im samefiging btw.
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