When you get married. Don't beating your wife.
that probably made her wet
girls enjoy getting hit and roughed up
don't burn the lasagna you stupid bitch
HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT NOT TO BURN LASAGNA YOU JUST PUT IT IN THE OVEN AND TAKE IT OUT BEFORE IT GETS BURNT
WHEN I COME HOME FROM MY 16 HOUR SHIFT AT THE STEAK SHACK I EXPECT UNBURNT LASAGNA ON THE TABLE AND COLD BEER IN THE FRIDGE
HOW FUCKING HARD IS THAT????
HUH BITCH????????
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>>12367614*SLAP*
WHY DO YOU MAKE ME HURT YOU. YOU DUMB BITCH, YOU THINK I LIKE DOING THIS.
*SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP*
>>12367296What I need someone to fact check this
>>12367637Just hit my mom and she confirmed it, gonna go have sex with her now, cya later virgins.
>>12367633unchecked doubles on the last page!