Thread 12368278 - /s4s/ [Archived: 1019 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:40:53 AM No.12368278
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The perfect woman.
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seuss
6/30/2025, 11:56:09 AM No.12368300
>>12368278 (OP)
tbh if you can still coom to this, you've achieved social prowess and sexual maturity

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:03:57 PM No.12368312
>>12368300
dubs confirm

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:03:09 PM No.12368488
>>12368278 (OP)
That's a man
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tea fren
6/30/2025, 3:19:46 PM No.12368513
"Let me tell you what it's all about
Walking round with your talent hanging out
I'm feeling ragged as a scrubber's tights
Must have had too much to paint
Last night's routine
Art school canteen
Art school canteen
Art school canteen
Come in late and go home earlier
One day a week or maybe less
So I lied about the funeral
I was really playing chess
But I was seen
By the coffee machine
Art school canteen
I'd cut my ear off to spite my face
But it's been done
No, maybe that's too weird
I'd better sketch it out on Kodatrace
And redesign my beard
Does getting into Zappa
Mean getting out of Zen
>Sex has reared its ugly head at last
But it didn't look ugly then
Begin the Beguine
Art school canteen
Art school canteen"
–Godley and Creme

meme arrow for emphasis.
*sip*

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
tea fren
6/30/2025, 3:23:32 PM No.12368523
>>12368488
dubs

that's called "cock block".

imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
except when it's not.

you have to make the sex look bizarre and ugly in order to stop people from looking at porn and or wanting to have sex.

Your fortune: Average Luck
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tea fren
6/30/2025, 3:25:40 PM No.12368527
>>12368523
and that's exactly what they're doing.

they're just gonna piss in your wheaties every chance they get.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
tea fren
6/30/2025, 3:44:10 PM No.12368566
gg allin
gg allin
md5: 1d5f0c64b1d9aa47b351bb485f61a915🔍
if gg allin was still alive...
*sip*

i wonder if he'd have an onlyfans or some other subscription service.
*sip*

i wonder what people would think about it

and i wonder if such content would get

a lot of subscribers?

he was probably a cia n*gger anyway.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:44:39 PM No.12368567
>>12368278 (OP)
How do I get a cute, pure tradwife like this?
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tea fren
6/30/2025, 3:46:09 PM No.12368571
>>12368567

reminder for newfigs: this post is 7 layers of irony.

*sip*

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Awetistic
6/30/2025, 6:06:17 PM No.12368883
>>12368566
dub