this board is stuck giving those dull ass bitch nigga monotone replies
my ass ain't vibratey

>>12370164 (OP)
go make a discord and dont come back

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>>12370171
my ass ain't vibratey

>>12370164 (OP)
everything is bad and nothing is good and i fail at everything and i will be alone my entire life and i will die alone and im too scared to go anywhere without my parents because im too scared to interact with anybody or speak for myself for even the simplest thing like telling the waiter what i want at a restaurant and have almost never had a meaningful interaction with anyone outside of imageboards and i visit the same imageboards i hate day after day to talk with people i hate and pretend they are my friends and i pretend im happy living like this but im actually really lonely but i tell myself that all the other not lonely people are just normalfags and that im doing the right thing and am better than them but i secretly envy them and ive lived like this for years and i tell myself im still young and i have time to change and live a fulfilling life but ive made no progress towards this whatsoever and at this rate one day it really will be too late and ill either die alone homeless because i would never be able to have a normal job and my parents would kick me out as a result or ill die sometime in my 50s or so after my parents die and i receive my inheritance because ill have no idea how to take care of myself alone or i might even die of some condition i didnt even know i had because i would be unable to see a doctor without my parents because i would be too socially inept to answer any of the questions he asked me

>>12370171
monotone dumbass defending dead board like that's some hill to die on
could see you saying that if things were popping with engagement, but u probably make the same, terse, noncreative monotone, barely-engaged replies in other threads too
could almost say you just clock in like it's a job, out of habit since you're not entertaining

>>12370164 (OP)
I am fucking sucking ass at multivariable calculus.
jfc just fuck my shit up

>>12370176
lole lole lole lole lole

>>12370164 (OP)
I got something that'll make your ass vibrate

>>12370187
hmmmm

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>>12370176
congratulations. you just summarized the life status of the average s4s user

>>12370164 (OP)
this is nice board

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>>12370200
this is dubs board

why do you need to know our power levels bury

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>>12370219
i saw u post these. these were good

>>12370223
>>i saw u post these. these were good
they are pretty goode

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>>12370180
more words doesnt equal more entertaining grumpy anon

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>>12370234
you posting that sleepy image only proves my point. nobody on s4s at the moment is bothering how to tap into their unconscious id and be truly random, surreal, incoherent, and creative. When you see threads that skirt in that direction, the replies just go
"what is this?"
"okay, anon"
"bury wouldn't do that"
or just take what the image depicts and slightly carry it forward, writing what they imagine is the next scene
But instead of being bland and basic like that, there's no thread hijaking by anons and completely retooling what the content of the thread is.
most replies are bored and static just easily coherently answering questions as though making minor small talk instead of actually shitposting.
only seuss i think has been maintaining the attempt to shitpost and make creative unorthodox posts.
but most people dismiss what seuss does as being schizo shit just because it's not easy to understand

>>12370259
dont think im reading all that seethe anon

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>>12370267
How is it seethe? I just explained the status of the board. Not like you're engaging with any better threads atm.

>>12370267
look at these deadass stillwater replies.
>>12369271
>>12369284
>>12369742
they're carbon copies on every thread in the catalog
There's no engagement. Just boring monotone static. This poster was right >>12370176 in describing the average person here. The posterbase has decayed like rust and just refreshes out of habit. There's no shitposting on the shitposting board. You think it's probably because the userbase has aged out of being hyped up and goofy or bothering to don personas to troll people. It's too much effort. So you just get static, nothingass replies

even this anon said he got something that was gonna make OP's ass vibratey >>12370187 but he didn't carry on or build upon the scenario. was too much effort to create anything. he just took what was said in the OP and slightly rephrased it

>>12370164 (OP)
dead board.
it's kill.
shut it down, hiro

>>12370283
my penis lol

>>12370310
Imma wrip that 1-inch pecker off

>>12370312
it would be extremely painful

>>12370259
>>12370274
finally read it and whatever be the change you want to see and all that

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>>12370164 (OP)
you get what you give

>>12370259 (dubs)
>there's no thread hijaking by anons and completely retooling what the content of the thread is
do you have any fact to back that up?

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>>12370323
haha no

>>12370331
haha yes

>>12370283
ive been donning personas to ruse people but youve got to be more than a bit ill at this point to bother much here i dont blame anyone being low energy on le slow board

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>>12370902
Well yeah it's a slow board.
What am I supposed to do, troll the same 15-20 anons that post here?

>>12370913
I reckon its a fairly large revolving door of posters just not many consistents these days i mean ive taken long absences before

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>>12370283
the impudence of you, some jumped-up newfag telling me how to do my job
take a look around you kid, this place is a gas station bathroom, I come here when I need to take a quick shit, you think I'm gonna waste time wiping my ass when the next person in is just gonna smear their feces all over the walls? no, but somehow you're special, you're the exception, you're smarter and better than everybody else and you've got it all figured out
your shit doesn't stink, or so you think
because I hate to break it to you champ, but you're not special, any idiot can criticize, any fool can mock, I've seen posters like you come and go time and time again, you're a dime a dozen pal, you bemoan a lack of quality but produce nothing of value yourself, where are your creations? where is your originality? because so far you've shown me nothing, you're just like everybody else, trying and failing to stand out, a lousy midcard act that'll be forgotten in a week, for all your posturing you are thoroughly mediocre and it shows, it shows in your posts, in every inane line of text, it's practically oozing out of your pores
you want my advice kid? go back to the indies, go back to getting dropped on that stack of dimes you call a neck by cletus the plumber in front of 50 people in a moldy dilapidated rec center in kansas for half a hot dog and a wet handshake because you ain't it

>>12371221
dayum

>>12371221
Fresh pasta?