I have a hemorrhoid from getting freaky with my onahip in a weird angle and now I have to go buy a bowl to sit in and butthole cream.
At least work let me leave early and I got to go home and take a nap

Lole
I have a weak point in my boner. behind my right ball. It's weird. It feels like a part that isn't deploying correctly

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12371357 (OP)
Haha that's a really big hat for a smol kid

That's funny

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12371372
>>12371362
two same fortunes is pretty lesbian

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12371362
>I have a weak point in my boner
lolwut? Maybe you should go to the boner doctor.
>>12371372
Small kid with big hat is also smug

>>12371822 (dubs)
but that spot kurts(kindahurts) after a 32 hours shift