you should outlive your parents so they can't disrespect your funeral by making it about them and their old wishes instead of about you and your last wishes
also outlive your haters, so your legacy won't be in vein

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12371462 (OP)
This is a shit reason, yet everyone uses it

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

*sip*

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12371462 (OP)
wise words.
*sip*

thanks OP.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12371465
actually noone uses this reason
most people don't care and end up killing themselves
just look at trans suicide.. of all people, THEY are the ones who'd benefit most from this advice (imagine being dead-named on your own funeral) so like yes, outlive your parents and outlive your haters
cis people too btw, especially if you're white, because let's be honest, people will talk badly about you
heck, the amount of rich celebrities who were talked badly about after their deaths, i mean literally Stephen Hawking got cancelled years after he already died, because of the Epstein island stuff

trust me broski, outliving people is a good reason not to end it

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>12371472
this post almost gave me brainrot

>>12371478
still praying for pathogens i see

>>12371472
nigga hang yoself

>>12371478
that is quite a retarded response
i am sorry that you are depressed, but at some point it's starting to looklike it's kinda your own fault for being cynical
>>12371489
nigga i literally just said im not going to
i'm going to outlive you, and i will live my best life, maybe even better than yours

Your fortune: Good Luck

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>>12371462 (OP)
how bout you outlive my balls in your mouth bitch

>>12371462 (OP)
Imagine my bbc discord bull toungeing your anus op ^-^

>>12371528
giwtwm

>>12371527
>>12371528
well as long as it makes you happy ^_^

>>12371527
i dont know how im outliving my poor parents

>>12371462 (OP)
If you kill yourself you won't care about anything so how can there be a reason not to kill yourself.

>>12371952
wait for them to die first
>>12371961
well this thread is just day 1, so if you don't care about this reason, i got plenty more

>>12372300
dub

>>12372677
dub

this is a shit meme

>>12372729
kill yourself

>>12372935
it would be a better meme than this shit because i know atleast you would enjoy it

>>12372729
I guess I just have this urge to meet death sooner rather than later and to be done with this bullshit.

thread still up so here's day 2:

reason not end it day 2:
i rather die happy than to die knowing i've lived a sad life

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12373006
>>12373357
additional bonus reason: if you really were this sad you would've done it by now instead of seeking attention on the internet through fake-cynicism
so try a little harder to be happy, i know it's hard, but i believe in you champ

>>12373463
i believe you arent funny stop being so shit

Your fortune: Outlook good