s4s humor thread

Hello, this is le observation duty forecast of East Yorkshire ready to report a unique squiggy looking thing.

First what is this creature? Well in all honesty its the first I ever seen that lil bugger wondering how it even got to the plant.

How about you ebil, do you think it came from the sky a birds poop?

>>12373047
I think it may be placed there as a bait, or some weird sort of nicer prank. But I much desire to eade it. Namefig, make youreself useful and fetch that worm! I'll give you the last third of this beer

I don't drink beers except ginger beer.
But sure, KOBIIEEE.

>>12373068
*Urrrp* Ah, excellent. Oh that's fine cuz I forgot and drank the rest. Thanks for teh worm, fig

https://youtu.be/E9Wsnjxknvg?feature=shared

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