>jerking off
>trying to edge
>get close
>stop myself
>end up spurting a little cum anyways
>clean up
>it's like glue
>get disgusted and stop fapping
>blue balls
>i blue balled myself for no reason
>mfw who am i quot

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12374812 (OP)
I have never had blue balls, AMA

>>12374814
what's the capital of kenya?

>>12374812 (OP)
who are you quoting?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12374818
Nicerobi

>>12374824

>>12374812 (OP)
Really? Is that really your face when who are you quot? That looks like a still image from an "anime," or a Japanese animated television series. Now, I don't know you personally, but I have serious reasons to doubt that you are, in fact, the stylized cartoon female depicted in said image.

>>12374812 (OP)
i hate when i ruin my edge shesh

>>12374812 (OP)
let me jack u off then (with my mouth)

>>12375316
will you gargle my cum if i ask nicely?

>>12375316
>>12375372
please keep going i want to live vicariously through you and experience your love for each other

>>12375378
most sane esforesser

>>12374812 (OP)
just keep jerking off after you slightly cum rly who gives a fuck or lick it up its faster rly OP just embrace ur degeneracy and suck your own cum up

>>12375411
cum is icky and gross and that's basically inbred cannibalism, fuck off squishy

>>12374814
me either

i wish a girl would give me them. so hot lol

>>12375372
i would do it even if you didnt ask :3

>>12376069
uhhhh i wanna fuck your face

>>12376084

>>12376146
i need to cum on your face, this is simply an objective fact

>>12376158
Dead board

>>12375413
Grow a spine normies eat cum

>>12376167
yeah NORMIES DO, not me, i dont even wanna eat the crust on the bread, society MAKES ME

>>12376244
let me try

off by like 300 and something. or 400 or so

>>12375411
unchecked doubles on the last page!