I think I ruined my pancakes by buying bourbon-aged maple syrup

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The high fructose corn syrup slop that they pass off as """"""maple syrup"""""" also gaslighted me into thinking that maple syrup was thick and not on the runnier side

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>>12378227 (OP)
>>12378262
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>>12378264
Autism makes you obsess about maple syrup

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>>12378227 (OP)
>>12378262
>>12378278
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>>12378264
>>12378278
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i tasted real non corn syrup 100% authentic maple syrup the other day, its pretty good

>>12378227 (OP)
bourbon barrel aged syrup is breddy gud, the normal stuff is better tho

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>>12378227 (OP)
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*plaps bunny to death*

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>>12380125
wow rude

>>12378227 (OP)
I got some high fructose "pancake syrup" that's like six months past its expiration date. Aged like fine wine.