Tell me ways to end it all. Be creative

>>12378763 (OP)
rappers don't smile!

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12378767

>>12378770
Pick a spot

>>12378763 (OP)
Live a long life just to spite death and make him look like a teletubby to you in comparison. You've seen hell, he's only taken people from it.

swallow cherry pits until you die from cyanide poisoning

>>12379194
https://youtu.be/LYb_nqU_43w

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12378763 (OP)
https://sanctioned-suicide.net

take all the money you can from the bank and travel to a poor country and give away your money then die like robin hood

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12379233
dub

>>12378763 (OP)
Jump into a tornado.

>>12378763 (OP)
Bune invasion
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Drown in a vat of mouse cum

>>12379233
>>12380299
unchecked doubles on the last page!

>>12381192
Eat nothing but chocolate and drink milk

You could starve yourself to death but then when you attain a slim, sexy figure, you discover that you really enjoy being a slut for older men and then decide to live for a few more years.

>>12381267
these posts are a psy-op to get squishy esfores boys to lose all their curves so they're no longer attractive to older men and this anone can have them all to themselves

>>12378763 (OP)
pizza

>>12381278
pepeloni I suppose

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

third impact

>>12381484
BASED! On Evangelion (End of)