Talk to me daddy

>>12380666 (OP)
who is your boyfriend

describe your boyfriend

at school one of the handbag fat girls took me into the bathrooms and she put her finger in my chest and she told me i wasnt walking with enough ass, it seemed very important to her.

why are australian girls always so big its not attractive

>>12380678
He's an alien who named himself V. technically V is a surrogate for a group of aliens, he's just a made up character, I'll get a new boyfriend later

>>12380686
i think he would let you share your bank account i dont think he is going to use it

>>12380666 (OP)
No, I am sleeping.
Although my habit of an owl is still here.

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12380689
eh he did once or twice. I dunno what his deal is

>>12380686
well i was in the army and i've had some crazy shit happen to me.

>>12380666 (OP)
Hey kiddo, what's on your mind? Your mother and I are worried about you. You know you can talk to us about anything, right?

>>12380666 (OP)
unchecked triples on the last page!