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Catfish No.12386412 [Report] >>12386415 >>12386828
I was thinking about Rosario Dawnson today for no reason

https://youtu.be/xOrUvOw3r-w?si=lKfm9MbpnRrVOAxC

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Anonymous No.12386415 [Report] >>12386422
>>12386412 (OP)
This woman makes men make sperm with their penis
Catfish No.12386422 [Report] >>12386425 >>12386456
>>12386415
Every man wants a Valkyrie

Your fortune: Good Luck
Anonymous No.12386425 [Report] >>12386430
>>12386422
im not convinced every man wants a prostitute with leg girth 2x their own but the voices want me to get fat to impress boys which boys because im pretty sure not the ones i like
Catfish No.12386430 [Report] >>12386433
>>12386425
If you think men just want big asses and pretty faces you know little about us.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Anonymous No.12386433 [Report] >>12386438 >>12386456
>>12386430
i didnt say big ass either
catfish likes fat girls gross
catfish i wish they turn you an eunuch
Catfish No.12386438 [Report] >>12386444
>>12386433
I really don't see the point of dropping name when I have Auspex running constantly but you do you

https://youtu.be/M17kHj-TNOc?si=dwSjLJ-eExSA4BrW

Your fortune: Bad Luck
Anonymous No.12386444 [Report] >>12386450 >>12386460
>>12386438

if you have Aspergers constantly running not my fault
Anonymous No.12386450 [Report]
>>12386444
Trips on the first page!!!
Awetistic No.12386456 [Report]
>>12386422
>>12386433
dubs
Catfish No.12386460 [Report] >>12386473 >>12386474
>>12386444
Esls are so creepy they want to be white but we're not as vindictive or petty as you

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Catfish No.12386473 [Report]
>>12386460
i am**
but I'm not really white I'm very petty and brutal
normal white people bug me. Cept the odd welcoming morning wave of some old lady I turn white real quick

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Anonymous No.12386474 [Report]
>>12386460
who do you think this is also do you think english is my second language
Anonymous No.12386828 [Report]
>>12386412 (OP)
oh no no no no... are those... GIRL FEETS?! AAAIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!! god I want to suck those toes so bad they're sexy as fuck oh no I'm gonna coom so badly bros I can feel it feet feet feet FEEEEEEETSIES I can't take this anymore I have to confess! I LOVE dirty soles soles so much but if I lick them then they become clean!! those SUCKABLE toes!! those LICKABLE soles!!! WHY god, how can you be so cruel!!! this isn't fair, the laws of the UNIVERSE aren't fair!!!! I can SMELL the sweet stench through my monitor!!! harken unto my request milady, I pray thee, spare me but a single SNIFF! I LOVE dirty, stinky, smelly girlfeets so much that my favorite video game is dark soles!! all females should be barefoot by LAW!!! we must cultivate superior cuisine through years of FEET fermentation!!!! the moldy calluses on GIRLFEETS shalt be harvested in powder form via nail filers for the consumption of foot connoisseurs as fine garnish!!!!! this is a rally-cry for all foot chads to RISE up!!! feets! feets!! stinky!!! smelly!!!! sweaty!!!!! GIRLFEETS!!!!!! only by walking barefoot through every environment for MONTHS can the finest aroma, the finest flavors, be harvested!!!! and afterwards, I will glaze her pristine FEET with my man-milk! my baby-batter!! my pearly white cum-frosting!!! I'll cover up her entire feet in my GLOP, from the bottom of her soles to her ankles!!! and then!! and then!!!!! DESSERT!!!!! there's nothing weird about it!!!! dessert is NATURAL after the main course!!!! only the most patrician gourmets can appreciate the PINNACLE of fine-dining!!!!! I'll clean off those emasculate feets until they're SPOTLESS!!!!! oh no no no no... it's HAPPENING!!!! I'm being mind-broken by stinky, smelly GIRLFEETS!!!!! I'm... going... insane... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!


Your fortune: Excellent Luck