Whats a conspiracy theory you genuinely believe is true?

>>12392111 (OP)
the last 3 digits at the end of this post number are all the same number. Coincidence? I think not

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ayy lmao

>>12392111 (OP)
That women are demons hired by the devil to steal people's souls

>>12392111 (OP)
Area 51 hides my real parents

>>12392111 (OP)
That we live in a simulation
>>12392117
also this

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that our elites hate us and want to debase humanity as much as possible

>>12392111 (OP)
pink pantheress is a succubus

Spies control the media

>>12392165
miku is a spy

>>12392114
I dont believe they've been here but I do believe they exist

>>12392130
This is disrespectful to your real parents. Apologize now.

A man with a mullet using gay weather sorcery is destroying the south for his dark lord to clear up real estate and establish smart cities

that the elite who rule and program human society are a bunch of gay-ass sociopaths who jack each other off for fun

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>>12392111 (OP)
more than half of them

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theres no way im saying any of them here

>>12392111 (OP) (trips)
this is what the mainstream media don't tell you

>>12392111 (OP)
illuminati organizes the flow of media

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they control what we see, and the delete what we don't

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>>12392111 (OP)
i believe what nurse says about radios and psychology and english

>>12393049
You had me at radios and psychology, but English is too far.

>>12393048
maybe they shouldn't be so much into the public will and power of democracy (even if they keep a large distance from the crowd ) ...they already know but will never admit that they do not have any control over

>>12393055
I believe in the Deep State too. There are power voters out there.

https://youtu.be/sgpmyaziuuQ?t=290

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I believe every single thing nurse says with 0 hesitation

>>12393050
its not also its real and its the english

>>12393073
The Deep State, nurse. The Deep State.

https://youtu.be/8shYR3AgigY
https://youtu.be/y_WR_0wyXew
https://youtu.be/WnE15v4Gets
https://youtu.be/Q6r6JWcciqs

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>>12393063
we all want them to behave but keep teaching and preaching bad habits and idols

>>12393087
no seuss its the other breeds
the deep state is something else
its actually your friend with the radio which is real and who i do not like
the deep state hasnt really forced itself on you
no you have to choose to participate unless somebody like seuss or his nigger radio mother would force itself on you

>>12393110
nurse stop saying the n word today I am starting to build hatred for you... It is growing..............

>>12393126
its not my fault if you hate me for calling a nigger a nigger
go back to anglo saxon gay nigger hell if you want to live in anglo saxon gay nigger hell
its your fault theyre winning not my fault
i dont like you i can tell i dont like you because your manner is ugly and you got retard edsyndrome

>>12393136
I do NOT have retarded syndrome TAKE THAT BACK!!!
I am LOSING the internet argument!!!!

>>12393147
i will say nigger tomorrow insteadm of today if you get them away from me forever including the other "people " doing what they do and the "thoughts"

>>12393110
The secret radio is sorta conspiratorial, I guess.

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>>12393153
youre poison and you love believing in the wrong things
i do not want to be on your side of history

>>12393172
I'm here to negotiate the surrender of the president!

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>>12393181
not with me

>>12393182
Please reconsider!

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>>12393184
im not negotiating the president or seuss or who is or is not my friend with the radio or whether people who are different races or who believe in branches of psychology deserve to live

>>12393190
But I only believe in Linguistics...

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>>12393193
youre the victim of linguistics not me

>>12393194
Noam Chompsky is my're friend.

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>>12393197
feelin viscous

>>12393200
Smoove and greasy!

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>>12393203
the joke is its like a funny mis spelling of viscious
if i was feeling viscious it could mean sexy i am feeling sexy
but viscous means thick fluid
the joke is i have inserted myself as an avatar the avatar is in the form of a viscous fluid, in this case glue, because it is the same color as the avatar.
what is funny is, the joke is sex and i am feeling viscous and this is depicted visually as myself inserted as a viscous liquid

>>12393219
Remember to double bag it! either that or face the wrath of horny ASIAN GORL who just got her plastic surgery tax returns..

https://youtu.be/cbx9QPk0lKk

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>>12393228
your taste is awful

>>12393230
When the ASIAN GORL is groping seuss like this, no one cares. Even if he is being raped... but when the ASIAN GORL is groping another guy... well then his taste sucks!

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>>12393233
i dont watch your pornography its always the worst thing i have ever seen

>>12393237
The ASIAN GORL is psychic, she rapes people with her mind!

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>>12392461
but this is a well-known fact

>>12393239
Why does this never happen to me

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>>12393821
they are asexual and anhedonic

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>>12393833
god and your digits looking out for you bro

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>>12393821
read orwell.

"We shall abolish the orgasm. Our neurologists are at work upon it now. There will be no loyalty, except loyalty toward the Party. There will be no love, except the love of Big Brother. There will be no laughter, except the laugh of triumph over a defeated enemy. There will be no art, no literature, no science. When we are omnipotent we shall have no more need of science. There will be no distinction between beauty and ugliness. There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of life. All competing pleasures will be destroyed. But always-do not forget this, Winston-always there will be the intoxication of power, constantly increasing and constantly growing subtler. Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of victory, the sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless. If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face-forever."
–George Orwell, 1984

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>>12392111 (OP)
yuji is mot

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https://voca.ro/18IcrItxPqHr

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>>12393881
this but swaglord
>>12393888
whatever he said trips confirm

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>>12393880
add just a pinch of poison to the food and it becomes poisonous how wonderful delicious

>>12392111 (OP)
MAGA is the new communist party and putin wants to turn the US into iran 2

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>>12392111 (OP)
9/11 inside job
global elite takeover
corporates poisoning our food to make us more sick because healthcare is for profit (im american)
2020 election was rigged
something weird was happening in egypt cuz that pyramid coordinates being the speed of light seems too crazy of a coincidence to me
theres also tons of ancient art depicting extremely similar beings that im pretty interested in, I dont know if this stuff is aliens or whatever but probably for sure something we are undermining the relevance of probably

honestly really surface level stuff nothing crazy only replied cause one of the only non attention whoring teenager blogpost threads, I appreciated it

>>12392130
something does, or something like that

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>>12394833
dubs i voted for this

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>>12392111 (OP)
trips r for jerks is a thing i want to believe

>>12395188
Thank you for the serious reply, also dubs