this but 100% unironically

(by that i mean people who believe in any conspiracy theories are mentally retarded)

shout out to all the people that lick my taint lole

a lot of things happen by accident
but if it challenges the established quo
it gets COINTELPROed

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>>12392523
yeah the jews totally weren't behind 9/11 only stupid people believe that

>>12392542
correct, you retarded inbred. please continue crying about dancing israelis for the next 6 decades

>>12392523
of course youd have to be very silly to believe powerful people would conspire with each other and do anything nefarious secretively smart peeps dont believe that sort of thing would happen ever unless they belong to some evil foreign government or something

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>>12392552
someone is emotionally invested!

>>12392553
>of course youd have to be very silly to believe powerful people would conspire with each other and do anything nefarious secretively smart peeps dont believe that sort of thing would happen ever unless they belong to some evil foreign government or something
it's useful to believe things when you have evidence rather than because you think things happen due to evil villains

>>12392555
>someone is emotionally invested!
i am. heavily. delusional conspiracy theorist NPCs are destroying my fucking nation and will probably be the cause of its earlier-than-expected collapse

>>12392568
emotions are the death of rationality, and using ad hominem only makes your own position seem week as well as push others away from your line of thinking. i don't know why you care about your nation, your nation doesn't care about you, nor the people in it, but if you truly do care you'd adopt behavior that is conducive to your goals rather than destructive, yes?

>>12392542
basically the strawman of a le conspiracy theorist
>>12392568
basically a caricature of an incredulous >>>reddit npc

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>>12392583
if everyone were like steven pinker we'd be in paradise right now

>>12392580
>i don't know why you care about your nation, your nation doesn't care about you, nor the people in it
left and right are indistinguishable at this point

i'm just happy the people i've always respected most never fell into this shit, no matter how much both sides hate them for it

p p p pol thread d d d

>>12392596
some might call it paradise

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>>12392596
>left and right are indistinguishable at this point
always has been to me, their only purpose is derision among the populace, not change.

>>12392596
>>12392609
i just realized my "left and right are indistinguishable" can be interpreted in exactly opposite ways depending on if you're a populist or establishmentarian

i meant it this way

>>12392622
yes my child, punish the slave not the master!

>>12392622
nice dubs
>>12392631
how about both

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>>12392635
i'm down for that