>mom found my girl clothes
dont worry all her magazines and tv shows have been telling her that being queer is a good thing and shes evil if it bothers her
say you're having a baby and those clothes are for your future daughter
say that youve taken up a new practice called antithesis meditation where you focus on a set of objects that signify the opposite of the traits you desire to enhance in yourself (masculinity, character, virtue) in order to figuratively leach any traces of those opposing traits out of you and into the object set. say its neojungian and that jung was heterosexual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r8txP3aqmQ&list=PLebwaNgpTqU2hBYOSj2vVFssCyptOz50X