Congratulations, Robert Speedwagon: My advanced algorithm has determined you to be the whitest character of all time! Champagne on the house!
Ode to Mr. Speedwagon:
Every time I close my eyes
I wake up feeling so horny
I can't get you outta my mind
Sexin' you be all I see
I would give anything
Just to make you understand me
I don't give a damn about nothing else
Freek'n you is all I need
Nice one, Staff Officer Black: My AI tells me with 99.5% certainty that YOU are the blackest dude in all of fiction! No small feat, my man! High five!
Even speedwagon is impressed
>>12393380Oreo Speedwagon may be white... but he is the realest nigga in all of fiction!