Thread 12399655 - /s4s/ [Archived: 402 hours ago]

Catfish
7/13/2025, 1:48:48 AM No.12399655
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hey guys what's up

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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:51:58 AM No.12399666
>>12399655 (OP)
finally, you made a good thread
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fortune(The Supreme Being.)
7/13/2025, 1:52:42 AM No.12399667
>>12399666
Apple sauce

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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:54:10 AM No.12399670
>>12399666
Satan!
Catfish
7/13/2025, 1:54:18 AM No.12399671
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>>12399666
thanks op, sher is hot bitch in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station, slowly, i pull mny knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind mel they are as butterlies to a child frocliking in ther fields of elysium

i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenyl, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

the ftes afford me barely enough time to turn his head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds. each seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse mu eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasval cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four space turds; my lungsare permeated compeltely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot

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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:58:55 AM No.12399679
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>>12399655 (OP)
yes my queen poop poop my queen your are the cow and I am the pajeet, you are the water on witch and my face is where it will fall, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
fortune(The Supreme Being.)
7/13/2025, 2:11:56 AM No.12399723
>>12399655 (OP)
Creepy pasta

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Catfish
7/13/2025, 2:18:24 AM No.12399741
>>12399723
isn't that just pasta nero

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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:18:57 AM No.12399744
Policemen patrolling
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>>12399655 (OP)
>that's right chief, we found another one
You're coming with us to the station, sir.
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Catfish
7/13/2025, 2:22:51 AM No.12399756
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>>12399744
What if he got break checked and his bener ended up in his offizier

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fortune(The Supreme Being.)
7/13/2025, 2:37:46 AM No.12399795
>>12399741
Treacly Jill

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Catfish
7/13/2025, 2:48:44 AM No.12399819
>>12399795
idk what that means but a mosquito was on me for a long ass time and I was too drunk to notice and when I smashed him he had so much of my blood he splatted into modern art on my leg
sage cuz boring and already got 7 threadsngoinf oh. Fuckk it's itching yeNbe was eating me for a while
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fortune(The Supreme Being.)
7/13/2025, 2:59:42 AM No.12399833
>>12399819
Mikplup *used* mudsport

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7/13/2025, 3:06:10 AM No.12399844
Indian summer in there

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