tonight I made wings for dinner. last night I drank too much apple whiskey so I forget what I ate, probably some fritos and stuff. I can do a good hank hill voice.

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Mmhm. Alright. Yeah. Whoawhoawhoa dial it back. The fuck is that thing dude. Way too thick. Bet you want it to sound like a negress too you fuckin horndog! We're making cartoons here not interracial porno!

>>12400187 (OP)
lole I love a good hank hill impression

>>12400192
tiny dick energy