whats the weirdest thing youve ever done while masturbating

Poured hot wax on the head of my

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>>12408496 (OP)
Came on my stepsister's teddy bear

>>12408496 (OP)
stuck me finger up me bum

>>12408496 (OP)
While I cum if it's an especially good cum I speak in tongues while I cum

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>>12408496 (OP)
Have a 16 inch dildo up my ass and eat shit

Shove sugar and salt up the hoo-ha
I quickly learned that it's very painful and not good

>>12408496 (OP)
Edged for 12 hours, I'm talking fully erect for 12 hours, without noticing the time.

>>12408673
>one time, at band camp
I don’t think you’re old enough to get the reference but still

>>12408496 (OP)

I don't do that

>>12408496 (OP)
I was cooming upside down so my spunk would land in my mouth and it felt so gross in my mouth that I couldn't get myself to swallow

>>12408826
Least gay poster on esfores.

>>12408496 (OP)
Someone at work didnt flush their huge ass shit so I grabbed it outta the toilet and squeezed it in my hand as I jerked off
instant regret after i came, mostly because the smell of the poop wouldnt leave my hand until after I had a shower

>>12408833
dubs confirm

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>>12408496 (OP)
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>>12408847
no it's was starring at my own photos

Post break-up, I used to occasionally put on my exes clothes and a wig she left behind for her OC Overwatch character. I would masturbate for hours on end while I had a plug up my ass. I'd watch a ton of porn and sometimes film myself/take selfies and masturbate to myself while pretending I was a girl (I'm not trans though. This is purely for fetish reasons).
I used to do this on occasion. I was not in a good mental space at the time. I'm much better now and have gotten rid of my exes clothes and whatnot. I'm a straight male in a relationship with an actual woman currently that treats me much better than my ex ever did.

>>12408537
Based

I drippped hot wax off a candle on my junk
don't ask

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