Thread 12409168

can smeone give me a reason why i should not end it soon?

>>12409168 (OP)
no

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12409168 (OP)
because you already tried it several times and never succeeded

>>12409174
fuck my life man

Sometimes I get suicidal but you don't see me posting about it online

>>12409174
>never succeeded
FAILED ahaha

>>12409168 (OP)
There are only two reasons not to kill yourself:

1) the pain you cause those you leave behind.

2) messing it up.

I'm comin' up only to show you down for
And comin' up only to show you're wrong

>>12409206
death fail

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12409168 (OP)
what happened to gado kid why isn't his couch a microwave

>>12409168 (OP)
busted my face yet again on sunday night bc aboholism. woke up the next day in a puke and vomit encrusted bed. washed up, put some sunglasses on and rolled into work with the badge of shame on my face. probably should have died, like the other times, that night. taking a break from alcohol to reflect and sort out my life.
hang tight!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

because of the moments of happiness. Once you end it all there wont be any more happiness. Not even 10 minutes. And living for 10 minutes of happiness is worth it even with hours of sadnness, boredom

>>12409266
Yeah, but once you're dead you won't care.

>>12409168 (OP)
>can smeone give me a reason
macaroons. when is the last time you had a macaroon? go get a macaroon or two and spend some blissful moments savoring the wonderful taste of macaroons. I'd suggest pairing them with a lovely, warm beverage.
*sip*

>>12409305
i like macaroon and cheese

>>12409353
truly a most daring synthesis

>>12409358
kraft foods is and american hero like chuck yaeger

>>12409168 (OP)
if you do it youll miss hentai being banned worldwide !!!!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>12409353
cheese and cookies do not belong together

>>12409361
>chuck yaeger
yeah, but he didn't go to the moon because the moon is made of cheese and he would have eaten too much and been so fat he couldn't take off and he'd have had to stay there and go on a diet, but there is only cheese to eat so he'd have to eat it and be fat and be stranded on the moon.

its an insult to those who had no choice over whether they would die

I don't know how to solve your situation but I can share my purpose for being alive.
To serve the Creator so that I can go to heaven and make any wish there.

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12409168 (OP)
If you kys that means you let the haters win.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12409222
unchecmed trips on the last page!

>>12409168 (OP)
it's pretty normal to be suicidal when you're depressed and anxious.

>>12409168 (OP)
If u kms u go to da hell on da flameign coke

>>12409168 (OP)
Alien Bune invasion
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