Thread 12413771

here's how this mad max works

checkmate the horsey that moves in an L shape to win instead of the kings

your digits control the roll and if you roll 0 or 9 then i'm going to roll dice to decide to your other move. everything that can legally move into the square makes this move

if your digits didn't roll a legal move that's ok, i'll just go to random.org with your post id and roll random numbers with it as the seed until i get a valid move

if two pieces move into the same square, the higher ranked piece will telefrag the other piece, and if they're the same rank, then whoever's turn it is will win

pawn < knight < bishop < rook < queen < king

99 or 00 = castling

if you get trips or better, critical hit!

finally, because i'm going to get norepiles.jpg, ever half-hour, i'm going to roll dice to make a move

the timeclock is set for 4 hours and 20 minutes per player

i'm going to use whatever digits i get with this thread for the opening move

glhfggwp

ok, so we rolled >>12413771 (OP)

that's g1, which has a king with no legal moves

going to random.org and rolling a bunch of random numbers, i got a6, which is a legal move for pink, so green gets uno reverse turn skipped

this is very exciting

legal move?

>>12413796
congratulations, you got the first 9 of the game

the dice rolled a 1, therefore a6. there is a piece there with a legal move

green to play

>>12413806
nice!

rell

>>12413812
a2. there is a pawn there with 2 legal moves. going to random.org, it rolled a single move

pink to play

>>12413771 (OP)
Bump

>>12413822
b2. there is a pawn there. going to random.org, it rolled a double move

TIME FOR THE HALF HOURLY ROLL

the half-hourly roll is b4

pink captures a pawn!

this is very exciting

one last roll before go do something, I hope I'm back in time to see the end

>>12413829
congratulations on your 9. you rolled b4. that is a legal move for pink!

>>12413847
d7. there is a pawn there. going to random.org, it rolled a double move

>>12413863
Honely fugg, chees4s is back!!

forgot to hit the timeclock it's green's turn

>>12413866
f6. that is a legal move

also i didn't forget to hit the timeclock so now it actually is green's turn

Are we winning?

>>12413877
i'd say pink has a commanding lead

the half-hourly roll is c3

>>12413894
>>12413894
Queen casts lightning bolt

>>12413923
wrong game

however the green queen did telefrag a pink pawn as a result of your digits

>>12413928
I say count it.

>>12413930
nice 0

as a result you rolled c2, which resulted in death and destruction for many green pieces

TIME FOR THE HALF HOURLY ROLL

we rolled h8. that rook can't move, so we go to random org with the post id >>12413938 and ended up with e4, a solid move for green to come back into the game

Yuji doesn't realize [s4s] consoomers would pay hundreds of nicemonye to get their hands on quality chess products like these

>>12413993
nice 9

i rolled a 7 so it became g3. a pawn can move there

TIME FOR THE HALF HOURLY ROLL

the roll is h5

Lets try.

>>12414017
a7. a telefrag. well done fatfish

Yuji is like a schizophrenic dungeon master where every THAC0 roll has to be done 5 times

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

And why's a spic impersonating me all day

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12414029
nice 9

the dice rolled b3 but that's not a legal move. going to random.org, >>12414029
rolled a2

Why is this mutt impersonating me all day.

>>12414032
c2. that's where the green horsey is! it has 5 possible moves, so going to random.org with your post id, we roll this square

pink's turn

Know your place lil rapemeat.

>>12414046
d6. well done! you telefragged a pink queen

me me me me

>>12414053
e3. you rolled the green horsey's square again. it has 7 squares it can legally move to, so going to random.org, it ends up here. brilliant move!

>>12414062
f2. there is a pawn there which after taking your post id to random.org rolled a double move

the half-hourly roll is h4. pawns on both teams can move there, and it's currently green's turn, so they score the telefrag

the half-hourly roll is h6, telefragging a pink bishop. seems like pink threw their early game lead away :\

the half-hourly roll is h6 (dubs)

a rook can move there

*f6

hmmm

>>12414155
I use disintegrate on the opposing side and lay one trap card facedown.

>>12414162
f2

the green king can move there

this is a fun game

>>12414168
f8

good job with the disintegrate, green surely has the momentum now

>>12414169
it is a cool idea yuji

>>12414185
h5

the green pawn advances

the half-hourly roll is e1, moving the green horsey back to its start position

>>12414187
Ha, you activated my trap card, take 500 LP damage.

>>12414192
nice 9

you rolled d2, which after taking your post id to random.org, rolled a single move

the half hourly roll is b4 (before what though?)

>>12414235
I choose you Bulbasaur.
Bulbasaur, use vine whip.

>>12414247
d7. the pink bishop wastes tempo

the half hourly roll is d4. there's a pink horsey there. going to random org with >>12414253 as the seed, the horsey moves thataway

>>12414288
*d6

also i got dubs

dajum nice setup

>>12414334
off by 1 (would have been the first special ability of the game too)

we got c4. there is a pawn there that can put the pink horsey in CHECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how will he escape

>>12414342
presumably he will or wont based on the number on the end of your post this game is ass nobody is even doing moves themselves i dont want to interact with this thread really

time for the half hourly roll

a4 won't help the pink horsey get out check, so going to random.org with >>12414342 as the seed, after many rolls, we end up with c4 as the countermove

>>12414345
d5. that didn't result in anything, so going to random.org, we ended up with g5, which both has a piece and a piece that can move there. as a result, the pink pawn rolled the dexterity check to avoid getting telefragged

also i don't see you inventing any digits checking games

>>12414363
f3. results in a green king telefragging a pink pawn - nice

TIME TO ROLL DICE

e3! that king was looking pretty good until his bishop teammate telefragged him!!!

>>12414383
Prepare for mortal combat.

>>12414396
9! impressive! as a result you rolled d6 and scorpion spear dragged the pink horsey there

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>>12414456
e6

you telefragged another pink pawn

This isn't funny or interesting, nobody cares.

>>12414543
He just wants someone to play with. Not ebery thread has to be for you. Be cool brother

>>12414543
yuji sakai thinks it's funny and that's the most important thing (aside from birds)

d3

we have a pawn in that square and a pawn that can attack that square

based on the roll on random.org from your digits, the green pawn went that way to dodge the telefrag

ye lets go

TIME FOR ANOTHER HALF HOURLY ROLL

it's f4! a bishop can move there and put the horsey in check! [UT99]HOLY SHIT[/UT99]

>>12414553
e3 doesn't do anything to help the horsey

the only piece that can move is the pink horsey, so taking it to random.org, it decided to snag a pawn on the way out

>>12414555
TRIPS!!!!!!!!!!! FOR GREEN!!!!! WOWWWWWWWW

you rolled d5 based on your trips and summoned a weed wizard. a weed wizard MOVES one space diag, but CAPTURES like a queen and a knight

the pink horsey is in check once again!

there is actually only one legal move on the board to get out of check

goodbye weed wizard

the half-hourly move is g4

If we win can we see katie's bobs

hell yeah boobies!!

>>12414619
no because swaglord will delete them like he did the last 3 times i posted them

>>12414619
impressive 9, sir! that becomes a2 after the dice roll, which hit a rook. it has 8 legal moves, and after putting your digits into random.org, it did nothing useful

>>12414621
b1

the half hourly roll is a5

the rook advances

the half-hourly roll is h7

nothing can move there, so feeding >>12414673 into random.org, we rolled a7

the rook goes back where it was last turn lol

what's gonna happen when the clock runs out

also check my quads

times up
what is the thrilling conclusion

V A P O R W A V E reinforcements

after the reinforcement, the pink horsey in check and only has one legal move to escape!

who will win now? stay tuned for the next exciting episode of [CHESS4S]

win

>>12414852
free the pink horse