they gotta inject some fucking metal into my veins for an MRI
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well yeah they use magnets
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lmao real dramatic way of saying they got a give u a contrast
I've had like 5 MRIs and they're always hyping it up like omg don't panic and I'm like whatever dude
plus it makes your balls feel warm, which I said to the nurse in the most Christian way possible
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>>12414305Shit's expensive too. I could've bought a Nintendo Switch 2 with that money BING BING WAHOO
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>>12414308after my first colonscopy i went to the bar with my dad and kept saying "i had a camera jammed up my ass" and everyone thought it was hilarious except my dad
Really easily, allow your breath to work by itself
>>12414322yuji sakai thats because when you talk you sound like a retarded nigger from the movies its wonderful how just being seen with you makes a joke out of somebody and thats also what was so funny at the bar
>>12414341lol u took him 2da bar|?
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