how do I achieve this?

in 40 years of life i've never seen a cartoon ham like that IRL where did they come up with such a silly idea one bone LONE

>>12414757
you are NOT 40

get some snacks

>>12414753 (OP)
the instructions are pretty clear

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12414777
while still working at my job? :(

>>12414757
40 years old and you still have "summer break" and struggle to buy weed?

>>12414793
Have a mental breakdown, go catatonic, and retreat into a dream world.

>>12414757
are you a troll or something?
It’s a ham hock

>>12414797
I’ve never bought it but it could just be screwed up timeline things

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12414793
Many desk jobs consist of idling at computer all day

>>12414753 (OP)
smoke weed

>>12414817
thata way u only trabel to the future, for instance, u begin work at 9 am and then do a sensory ellipsis outtaboredom and its like 2 pm

>>12414813
Ur a hamcock

>>12414830
no

>>12414817
please share some i could probably be good at
i dont think i will get hired after college

>>12414916
Almost any job where they give you a chair

>>12414813
i'm looking through google right now and i don't see any hams that are a perfect cylinder and have one bone going through them like in the cartoons are we living in different multiverse

>>12414777
trip