Jesus wouldn't like you.

>>12415385 (OP)
yes he would

>>12415385 (OP)
he loves everyoen doe

>>12415385 (OP)
well, let me know if he comes back and I'll worry about that then

>>12415388
two same numbers!

>>12415388
he didn't love the pharisees. jesus hated sin just like his Father which was why he was picked by God.
People tend to say the God of the Old Testament is a raging asshole & ignore that Jesus is cut from the same cloth. Jesus is the one that will send people to Hell at the end of the world and after death.

You're thinking of evangelical pop culture depictions of Jesus. Orthodox icons of him stress the fine line of grace and flaming discernment (judge). See picrelated comparison. Orthodox Jesus doesn't look like he'll love everyone.

>>12415397
You ever think the reason your life is so shit anon & feels like the world is out to get you is because God doesn't like your sin and letting the devil fuck with you? That doesn't bother you that you're leading a life toward damnation?
I never cease to get a kick out of the rugpull people will get after death where they get sent to Hell for ignoring God most of their life and treating people badly. Or even just for living a "pleasurable" life.

Jesus looked around and said to his disciples, “How hard it is for the rich to enter the Kingdom of God!” This amazed them. But Jesus said again, “Dear children, it is very hard[b] to enter the Kingdom of God. 25 In fact, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God!”

The disciples were astounded. “Then who in the world can be saved?” they asked.

Jesus looked at them intently and said, “Humanly speaking, it is impossible. But not with God. Everything is possible with God.”

Then Peter began to speak up. “We’ve given up everything to follow you,” he said.

“Yes,” Jesus replied, “and I assure you that everyone who has given up house or brothers or sisters or mother or father or children or property, for my sake and for the Good News, 30 will receive now in return a hundred times as many houses, brothers, sisters, mothers, children, and property—along with persecution. And in the world to come that person will have eternal life. But many who are the greatest now will be least important then, and those who seem least important now will be the greatest then.”

>>12415412
actually no, I've never thought that. I've seen plenty of miserable religious people, and plenty of happy non-religious ones.

>>12415418
What's your reason for not wanting to appreciate and have a relationship with Your Creator? Selfishness, anon?

>>12415433
nta but to me you’re just talking about imagining a relationship with a made up notion of a creator nice dubs though

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>>12415385 (OP)
>>12415406
Jesus loves everyone. Please don't spread false information about him. Remember when he was being killed he didn't curse anyone but said "Father forgive them for they don't know what they're doing" and if you love him you will keep his word.

>>12415546
>Jesus loves everyone
Wrong.

"And I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great God;

That ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of horses, and of them that sit on them, and the flesh of all men, both free and bond, both small and great.

And I saw the beast, and the kings of the earth, and their armies, gathered together to make war against him that sat on the horse, and against his army.

And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.

And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.

What's the purpose of Hell if Jesus loves everyone. You're spouting heretical universalist doctrine.

That's okay, I don't like him either.

>>12415546
But the unrepentant, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

>>12415385 (OP)
Even me?

>>12415502
What will you have to say after you die and are rejected by Jesus, sent to Hell for all you did and didn't do here on Earth

>>12415385 (OP)
I like her soft fluffly ears.
I don't care about jesus though.

>>12415580
I don’t imagine that much more than any other afterlife thingymajig people have come up with not much point to it

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>>12415385 (OP)
jesus loves me this i know!!
for [s4s] tells me so!!

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>>12415601
Based on your noncommittal responses, you sound like you live a boring, unfulfilling existence, anon. I'd tell you that you should go on an adventure to discover God. Sell everything you have and leave. But that would be too much risk for you. You sound like you might be avoidant and risk-averse.

>>12415601
atheists never

>>12415385 (OP)
the easter bunny wouldnt like you either whats you point

>>12415633
The Enlightenment was a mistake. In the Middle Ages you neets would be thrown in dungeons and imprisoned or burned at the stake for being heretics

>>12415806
well your stupid xD

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>>12415809
Yeah, yeah blow your raspberry and say nahnny nahnny nah nah like a five year old. I'll laugh when you develop an ulcer later in life

>>12415809
You won't be happy forever. Life will hit you like a brick eventually.

God did 9/11

>>12415385 (OP)
Its so over

>>12415569
>>12415574
You're allowing the false doctrine that everyone is saved to dictate Gods nature. Likely because you can't see how a loving God would send people to hell.

God loves and wants everyone, but he is also a righteous God. Jesus has said “Look, I am coming soon! My reward is with me, and I will give to each person according to what they have done."

>>12416204
I know it may seem far removed from your cushy 65-inch tv and couch, food-prepared, amenities-covered, air-conditioned sedentary world, but followers of Jesus were once tortured and brutalized for believing in the faith by the Roman government. For simply refusing to partake in eating foods sacrificed to idols or referring to the Emperor as 'God', Christians were arrested and tortured. They had the option to be let free by just publicly confessing to rejecting Jesus, but they didn't and were brutalized for it, sentenced to painful agonizing deaths. This went on for hundreds of years with the faith being largely underground.
You don't have to deal with that today. Your cushiony self-serving lifestyle dissuades you from truly following Jesus well enough and it's a simple thing for you to say "no, not today. i have video games to play or hentai to goon to."
Also feeling more included to be materialist over spiritual would naturally steer you towards atheism as a base: "there's more than likely nothing out there keeping track of my deeds and misdeeds, so I can do whatever I want."
But regardless, the point is that Jesus saying my reward is with me, I'll be here soon, is to comfort persecuted Christians going through struggle for merely believing and following the Lord. Many of these Christians didn't experience any respite of satisfaction in the lives after baptism and only had their afterlife and commemoration as saints to be their reward. That verse of Jesus saying that is at the very end of Revelation though. After the gates of New Jerusalem are closed. That very same last chapter also includes
"Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city. For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie."
So yes, by that phrasing, a majority do go to Hell.

>>12415385 (OP)
well no shit Im jewish

>>12416204
>but he is also a righteous God
How is Hell not righteous? For there to be justice against evil and wrongdoing, there has to be Hell

>>12416204
"Those who do not know God and do not obey the gospel of our Lord Jesus, they will be punished with everlasting destruction and shut out from the presence of the Lord and from the glory of his might"
-Thessalonians 1:8–9

"43 “You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor[a] and hate your enemy.’ 44 But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, 45 that you may be children of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. 46 If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that? 47 And if you greet only your own people, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that? 48 Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect."

"32 Two other men, both criminals, were also led out with him to be executed. 33 When they came to the place called the Skull, they crucified him there, along with the criminals—one on his right, the other on his left. 34 Jesus said, “Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing.”[c] And they divided up his clothes by casting lots."

Jesus loves all.

>>12415385 (OP)
i also dislike clark kent

>>12416555
Three same numbers!

Jesus Christ I want to be your wife

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>>12415406
>jesus hated sin
Why did he met with prostitutes and tax collectors, then?

>>12416876
as a secret identity it prolly just wanted its jimmy olsen to acquire 30 coins

he is jewish anyways

>>12416884
clark kent is from kansas

>>12416888
i fucking hate kent cigarettes dont use that word ever again

>>12416888
dubs confirm

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>>12415385 (OP)
What if Jesus turned into a GIRL O_O

>>12416888
sorry I meant trips

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