wish I could spend my current days with my dick deep in a girl who I was friends in high school with where her body has become incredibly sexy since then
Just proneboning her for hours while lets me indulge in her naked body
Most modern woman see relationships as icky but then there are some who are still sane

>>12416361 (OP)
I don't think that will really make you happy Anon

>>12416361 (OP)
"most modern women see relationships as icky"
your first thought on a relationship: sex and overly sexualized women

anon you are why they think that

>>12416386
lmao

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she don’t like u she like bibisea bro

>>12416361 (OP)
>nibba did nothing to achieve his dreams
>comlpains

>>12416411
lol lol lol

>>12416411
So many people like this it honestly makes me laugh
"my life is so awful! i wish life was better!" and then is doing absolutely NOTHING to improve his life in any way. do people not understand that if you want something to get better you actually have to put,, idk, a little effort into making it better??

>>12416411
nice dubs but who are you quoting?

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>>12416429
That person cries because he has no sex, he didn't ask for anything else, he just wants sex, better to pay a prostitute or die with his hands on his dick LOL

>>12416429
u new gens are hilarious
U think just because u put effort in something means ull see results
No it doesn’t work like that
>>12416433
If he just wanted some type of connection would it then be justified huh
Well?

>>12416433
dubs in standard r9k bait thread rerun

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>>12416411
how do you know he did nothing?

>>12416433
genuinely hope he gets penile fracture while beating

>>12416448
better to put effort into something and fail then to do nothing and have nothing happen to you????

>>12416470
so you’d rather be a failure than be nothing

Sounds like a personal preference anon

>>12416473
at the very least you make an attempt even if you get unfruitful results, just bullshitting and being someone who does nothing and expects anything

Proneboning is a shit position unless your dicks 8 inches or something. Mines seven and I don't feel like I'm doing any damage.

>>12416476
insanity isn’t worth it

personally I like to do nothing and expect nothing

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>>12416451
>>12416411
>>12416429
Back during my 4 years of youthful college life I asked out multiple girls but they either turned out to be
>BPD addreal addicted mental issues
>Hated the very idea of relationships with any gender
>Hit the wall at 22 and uses tons of makeup
>Became a FWB whore
And here is the kicker
>One girl actually liked me thought I was cute agreed to go out on a date with me flirted with me for days and had normal general convos with me and when I arrived at the date she was a no show and when I confronted her she was a completely different person and acted bipolar and then apologized to me in a super half assed way
I think thats 5 different girls I asked out from different upbringings
It is NEVER you anon
I hit up the gym I dressed good but modern women are LOST CAUSES
Take the Asian/Japanese pill unironically
The girl I was referring to in my post was actually normal and got a bf

>>12416516
who are you quoting?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12416516
U were valid until
>asian/jap pill
they’re even worse controlling manipulative whores

I’ll take me a white bitch anyday
(gatekeeping slav women)

>>12416522
nice dubs but I think you guys got the wrong board >>>/r9k/ thataways

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>>12416361 (OP)
i fixed it

i cant draw nipples

>>12416549
shut up fag go post that pink bitch and simp

>>12416570
simp for whom?

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>>12416581
someone who hasn’t earned it and deffo doesn’t deserve it lel
Many such cases

>>12416586
anon I don’t think ur brain works :^(

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it's really hard to pronebone now that i'm old hurts my back