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>>12417758 (OP)
Coffee

>>12417758 (OP)
go where?

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coffee is gross and a psyop

>>12417758 (OP)
honey is the pretty easy choice here really

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>>12417758 (OP)
youre mom lol!

one has to go? OP is the correct answer.

Honey is the obvious choice.
Sorry but I'm for total bee death now.

>>12417758 (OP)
bye honey~

>>12417799
dubs of I'm a beekeeper so I will fucking kill you.

>>12417758 (OP)
Honey, even though I love it, I love everything else more

>>12417758 (OP)
Bacon

Everything Must Go!

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Bacon since I don eat it
Also it tastes bad from what I've heard and tried with cow meat like it's just crunchy oil with a hint of meat flavour

>>12418173
you're an actual muzzie?

>>12417758 (OP)
easily coffee wtf

>>12418181
Bacon is illegal lole??
Can't try it even if I wanted to

>>12418187
Coffs gives this anon diarrhea kekw
Fuckin self report

>>12417758 (OP)
Coffee, because I don't like the taste.

>>12418173
it can be really good as an ingredient I always use it in pasta sauces I make
>>12418181
I’d imagine it would be less accessible in a muslim dominated place especially for a three year old like her

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>>12418199
dubsu!

>>12417758 (OP)
Coffee because I don't drink it anyway.

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>>12417758 (OP)
bacon, free the cowes.

I hate honey with all my might and I don't like coffee and I could live without bacon

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>>12418159
lole get stung nerd

>>12418316
what about vegan bacon

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>>12418535
Skylar White ova here

>>12417758 (OP)
covfefe

>>12417758 (OP)
>>12417759
>>12417760
8 9 0 get

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>>12418181
18181 get

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>>12417758 (OP)
Bacon. It's a disgusting meat from an even more disgusting animal. There's a reason the Jews don't eat it. Low quality meat from a fat animal that wallows in its own shit is food fit only for goys. And the memes about it are annoying too

>>12420537
Yo straighit up Bramahalasha announced on the day of Catherine's reckoning the pig shall not be consumed as it has the face of a wretched man name Tim

>>12418173
Within the bacon umbrella there are many varieties, the "crunchy oil with a hint of meat flavour" you describe is a real thing but it's usually high fat bacon which has been overcooked.

>>12417758 (OP)
get rid of coffee I never drink it anyway
easiest decision of my life

>>12420559
you bastard how will I live

>>12420560
sober like me

>>12420537
>SAAAAAR DO NOT EAT THE PIG IT IS UNCLEAN
Kek, fuck off Mohammedjeetstein.

>>12420561
wait you think coffee makes you not sober? I would argue it does the opposite

>>12420567
if you can't cope through life without drugs you're a loser lol

Caffeine addicts would suck cock for a fix.

>>12420572
I do this every morning behind the dunkin

>>12420572
are you telling me there is some other way to get coffee though?

>>12420563
>acting superior while being proud of the fact that you consume filthy shitmeat
Go eat your shit, peasant, and save the real food for your betters

Im lactose intolerant but i wouldn't let cheese go because of pizza. Bacon has to go, it wont bother me if it goes away

>>12420591
It's no coincidence that counties which enjoy pork are the most highly developed ones.

>>12420591
>acting superior about being brainwashed since childhood

>>12420652
it's called a defense mechanism and everyone has them

>>12420641
Actually, that's exactly what it is - a coincidence

>>12420655
Actually that's exactly what you just got -- dubs

>>12420654
Yeah I hav e a defense mechanism against bacon-haters, cause they are usually a member of one of two dangerous cults

If your pigs live in filth and eat garbage, that's your own fault as a bad owner placing them in those conditions.

>>12420662
Dangerous cults are a diamond dozen so you're point is mute persay

OP image is master bait. Certain demographics hate bacon, some are known for being lactose intolerant and its common for immature (underage) pallets to not like coffee. So by picking anything other than honey, you revealing youreself to be subhuman.

>>12420664
There are two major worldwide cults that are bacon-haters. Bacon is our defense mechanism.

>>12420698
piges are so cute

>>12420691
Seriously nobody fucking uses honey but nobody wants to get rid of it, shit is ridiculous, i'm appalled at the lack of self-awareness on display
you've all disappointed me, and this guy too

>>12420704
But honey is used for mead?
How will I make good alcohol then??
Plus it's very tasty spread on bread with cream

>>12420703
that's a cowe.

>>12420709
you can live without the two things you use honey for, but bacon? bacon is the foundation of our society

>>12420712
the heckin narwhal bacons at midnight xD

>>12420715
bacon and cheese coffee is my perfect morning! edit thanks for upvotes!

I love how the Jewess living in a Muslim country who has tested retarded on an IQ test is the only one who knows that beef bacon exists.

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>>12420741
I only feel victory and victorious no matter what you need so bad to keep in mind but I am pissed and frustrated because reality must fall upon them immediately and I be on the nature part of life

>>12417760
home

>>12417758 (OP)
bacon obviously who likes that greasy disgusting food

>>12420741
>SAAAR SHES A ZAINICHI JEWESS NOT A REAL ARAB I SWEAR

>>12420741
"beef bacon" isn't real, like turkey ham. Its made up. Bacon is slices of pig, simple as.

Honey has magic properties.

the narwhal bacons at midnight XD

>>12420698
it’s funny that people actually believe stuff like your picrel xD
>>12420704
I’ve had honey with bacon before on the regular when I’d make omelettes more
>>12420777
nice trips ahmed :^)

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Coffee is necessary for survival. Honey in coffee is nice. Milk in coffee is nice so maybe cheese in coffee is nice because cheese is milk. Bacon and coffee is not nice. So eliminate bacon.

>>12420872
been a while since I had honey in coffee but eating bacon and drinking coffee is standard breakfast perfectly nice

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>>12420907
Put the bacon in your coffee

>>12420926
I’ll give it a try later maybe, I bet if the bacons on toast it won’t even be bad

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>>12420712
Bacon is meat, I can live without chicken for a while and not notice
Honey on the other hand is very versatile in terms of use >:[

>>12420741
Well I am fat >//<

>>12420786
Bacon is also made up, bury pink is made up, sentience is made up, colours are made up, everything is made up.... huh..

Also I'm pretty sure you can replicate that taste profile exactly with just mushrooms or somethin

coffee has gotta go

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I'm embarrassed...

>>12421006
>Bacon is also made up
Bacon is pige. "Turkey bacon" or whatever is not bacon, its like saying trans woman. Trans bacon will never be real bacon.

>>12421006
bacon is versatile and comes in many forms I’ve used it for all sorts
>>12421010
why

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>>12417758 (OP)
new meme lesbian kiss
that will never go

>>12421006
>Well I am fat >//<
Washie can i feel ur fat tummy

>>12417758 (OP)
coffee > cheese > bacon > honey

>>12418504

today I ate a cheese covered in beacon covered in cheese

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>>12417758 (OP)
my foreskin

>>12417758 (OP)
all honey has done for me is taste good on toast and a batch of mead i tried to make that tasted like *ss

>>12418173
same situation as you here, grew up with muslim parents but i found out that real bacon tastes wayy better than beef or turkey substitute
like the main thing is that its got more fat on it, and it doesnt have a chewy tecture that beef has
same goes with pork in general, its just a lot easier to chew

>>12420663
this
the modern chicken is more disgusting than any historical pig
also wild hog meat can be very tastey since they eat all the good shit laying around before anything else gets to it (which is why they're such a pest)
i bet if you go to texas you could probably find a farmer with a hog problem to sell you some of his kills for cheap and get an infinite supply of pork

>>12420559
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>>12420561
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>>12422088
not a get but your dubs are

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>>12421474
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>>12422444
you were destined for those trips

>>12420569
69 get nice

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>>12420662
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>>12420664
2 3 4 get

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>>12420869
69 get nice

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