| I summon the iron chefs

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

yosho must stop the spikeman

oh god i'm such a tool why am i a tool what did my parents do to wind me up like this i didn't want to be a tool but was forced to be one anyway because my parents were crazy and making tools for the insiders trading club and only thought about eunuchs and tools why did they do that because it's absolutely crazy to be making eunuchs and eating hotdogs at the molech and baal hotdog stand and more tools from there tooling along like tools when they should just be people living and enjoying life unencumbered by tool life

goreshit

>>12418135
jezebel will be happy to make you a hotdog because she can gestate a few thousand per week and she knows you like the mechanically separated poultry because it tastes just like chicken. but it's not chicken :)

>>12418171
seduced. tricked to eat by nefarious means.

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Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12418135
>>12418171
>>12418174

this is fucked up.
*sip*

your lodge is absolutely fucked up.

Your fortune: Average Luck

https://youtu.be/gU6QBmjV7CY?si=2S2cqcz8sF8d16yp

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

You are all mentally insane

>>12418206
Fruit of peace

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12418208
even monkeys must come to me for bananas and berries

>>12418206
corrupted venue.
*sip*

what else would you expect?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12418179
"I was down in Georgia
Nothing was as real
As the street beneath my feet
Descending into air

The cauldron was a-bubbling
The flesh was lean
And the women moved forward
Like piranhas in a stream

And they spread themselves before me
An offering so sweet
And they beckoned and they beckoned
Come on, darling, eat

Eat the summer cannibals
Eat, eat, eat
You eat the summer cannibals
Eat, eat, eat"

–Patti Smith

Your fortune: Good Luck

at some point the commercial vs. altruistic surrogacy discussion will make sense and then you can maybe eat a hotdog again.
*sip*

i'd say just avoid ground and processed meat products until they get it under control.

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12418208
i really like this image

>>12418308
what does that even mean?

>>12418310
it's all about the means of production and the new womb based economy. don't worry about it. people much smarter than you will take care of everything.

>>12418310
he may as well be a spambot

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12418313
you're mom may as well be a spambot

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12418312
using vaugue wording and then brushing questions aside by criticizing someone's intelligence is a pretty cheap trick lole

>>12418332
no one asked a question though.
*sip*

>>12418312
spam cunts? delicious crotch cakes perfectly seasoned with a hint of garlic and smoked to perfection in a genuine hickory smokehouse?
old world style???

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

| whose cuisine will reign Supreme?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck