Thread 12418278 - /s4s/ [Archived: 289 hours ago]

seuss

7/20/2025, 10:09:54 PM No.12418278

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Akira is going to be the final live-action catastrophe before AI fixes all movies permanently.

Get your popcorn ready >>12418276!

https://files.catbox.moe/2gmde4.mp3
https://youtu.be/vvnNpjH93NU

Your fortune: Good Luck

seuss

7/20/2025, 10:17:42 PM No.12418288

be-boss

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can you be BOSS?

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Yuji Sakai

7/20/2025, 11:52:20 PM No.12418461

20250610_203128

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yosho must stop the spikeman from destroying the world in 1999

Anonymous

7/21/2025, 12:14:49 AM No.12418492

Taika David Cohen

Your fortune: Good Luck

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Anonymous

7/21/2025, 7:34:09 AM No.12419616

>>12418288
unchecked doubles on the last page!

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seuss

7/21/2025, 2:58:08 PM No.12420492

Thor.Love.And.Thunder.2022.1080p.WEBRip.x264.AAC5.1-[YTS.MX].mp4_snapshot_00.06.35.434

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>>12418492
>>12419616
His Thor movie was so bad, it canceled the franchise..

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

seuss

7/21/2025, 3:08:57 PM No.12420502

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The only movie with more randomness than a Hideo Kojima game... I don't think anyone can hack it.

Your fortune: Outlook good

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Anonymous

7/21/2025, 3:16:29 PM No.12420507

>>12420502
I don't really think that's true, there wasn't a princess beach moment I can remember

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seuss

7/21/2025, 3:18:32 PM No.12420510

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>>12420507
He got sucked in by a kaleidoscopic tunnel that swallowed the consciousnesses of everyone inside of it.

That's pretty beachy.

Your fortune: Good Luck

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Anonymous

7/21/2025, 3:20:44 PM No.12420513

>>12420510
alright maybe I was wrong

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seuss

7/21/2025, 3:23:45 PM No.12420516

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>>12420513
>randomness check
>Super guns: check
>Super bikes: check
>failing government: check
>Post-apocalyptic superweapons: check
>Genocidal space beams: check
>Weird alien children: check
>Hookers and blow: check

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Anonymous

7/21/2025, 3:24:33 PM No.12420517

>>12420516
i say we just focus on the hookers and blow for now

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seuss

7/21/2025, 3:26:02 PM No.12420518

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>>12420517
That will lead to weird alien children.

Your fortune: Average Luck

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Anonymous

7/21/2025, 3:26:50 PM No.12420519

>>12420518
that's fucking bullshit man fuck

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seuss

7/21/2025, 3:30:40 PM No.12420521

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>>12420519
It's like a ladder, it climbs.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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Anonymous

7/21/2025, 3:32:16 PM No.12420522

>>12420521
fuck it i kick the ladder out i'm done with it

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seuss

7/21/2025, 3:35:36 PM No.12420526

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>>12420522
>I am... Tetsuo. And I just kicked out that f*gging ladder.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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Anonymous

7/21/2025, 3:36:49 PM No.12420530

>>12420526
Now the movie has a happy ending

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seuss

7/21/2025, 3:38:03 PM No.12420533

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>>12420530
It won't be any happier than TLOZ movie's ending. That's for sure.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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Naiko Tocho

7/21/2025, 3:39:48 PM No.12420536

>>12420518
Guess she gave you things, I didn't give to you
Old friend, why are you so shy?
Ain't like you to hold back or hide from the light
I hate to turn up out of the blue, uninvited
But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it
I had hoped you'd see my face
And that you'd be reminded that for me, it isn't over

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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seuss

7/21/2025, 3:41:14 PM No.12420540

momo2

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>>12420536
>You can be my Yoko Ono
>You can follow me wherever I go
>Be my, be my, be my
>Be my Yoko Ono.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

seuss

7/21/2025, 3:49:05 PM No.12420555

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>>12420536
>>12420533
checking these fortunes, AND these dubs!

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous

7/21/2025, 3:57:42 PM No.12420568

>>12420536
I don't know what I am, but I'm sure of this:

I'm not going to end up in your shit
I'm not going to end up in your shit
I'm not going to end up in your shit

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seuss

7/21/2025, 4:06:33 PM No.12420578

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>>12420568
deep brain [s4s] scans

https://abcnews.go.com/US/man-mri-machine-metal-chain-dies-new-york/story?id=123879288

https://youtu.be/9fUB-nDZT8Q

Your fortune: Good Luck

seuss

7/21/2025, 8:21:29 PM No.12421044

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You will NEVER go from street-thug to rocket scientist in 72 hours!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Naiko Tocho

7/21/2025, 8:27:21 PM No.12421051

>>12421044 (dubs)
is that a bet?

Your fortune: Good Luck

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seuss

7/21/2025, 8:28:00 PM No.12421053

[Commie] Neon Genesis Evangelion - The End of Evangelion v2 [BD 1080p AAC] [C65D0141].mkv_snapshot_00.03.37.760

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>>12421051
yes, yes, yes.

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Anonymous

7/21/2025, 8:43:30 PM No.12421069

>>12421053
i bet neo-tokyo is gonna explode

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Naiko Tocho

7/21/2025, 8:45:57 PM No.12421073

>>12421053
do I have to move to California to become a bitch boy?

Your fortune: Average Luck

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seuss

7/21/2025, 8:46:37 PM No.12421075

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>>12421069
HIT THE DIRT, ANON'S GOT A POINT!

>>12421073
No, but I bet if I moved to Florida, I'd be fluent in Japanese.

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