>mfw im going to fuck your dad

haha my dad is the most sexually repressed loser ever and he has severe ED and can't take viagra so you're just gonna succ a flaccid donger

>>12420161
good my throat game is mid so i can only handle a smol bepper

>>12420161
good to know he likes it in the ass

>>12420161
I think I know more about you than a lot of my friends

>>12420201
this thread is now about my scumbag no-longer-millonaire father AMA

>>12420212
were you spoiled by him growing up?
how tight is his asshole?

>>12420212
how did he make his money

>>12420215
i would be spoiled if it benefited HIM like he would buy me video games or he needed a computer for work
>>12420234
he's the enemy, he worked in insurance and was directly responsible for the mortgage backed securities crisis, got laid off and somehow got an even higher paying job as the director of the IT department for united healthcare

my dad continuously declined promotions because he was remote working before remote working was a thing, but there's a multiverse out there where he was the CEO that got wacked

>>12420237
large if factual

>>12420237
interesting

>>12420296
imagine being this sad and desperate that you're willing to admit to being a pedo on a public forum

>>12421046
meds?