I have supreme mind powers you can ask me any question and I will give you a roughly approximate answer within 2-5 working days.

What's the name of the guy on first

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12421825
Esmeraldo Imanovich, which is a pretty unique name so it's probably true.

>>12421825
and who's on second

>>12421837
Bill.
(sorry I know lots of people are called Bill but I cannot be more specific at the moment.

>>12421837
I don't know

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

what is the exact value of pi

>>12421845
and who's at bat, man i suck at football

>>12421848
The ratio of the circumference of a circle and its diameter.

>>12421848
Seven.
>>12421850
If you suck the football, the football also sucks you. -Confucius.

>>12421798 (OP)
Why

>>12421872
Like I made a deal with the ancients but it was supposed to be a lesson in hubris but I didn't get it until it was too late or something.

>>12421881
that sounds vaguely familiar

>>12421896
https://youtu.be/NJOJTsmJLLA
I pretty much agree with this comment.

>>12421911
dub

when I was a kid, I had a blue Geronimo Stilton book. What was its name, where is it now?

>>12421798 (OP)
What is your fortune going to be when you respond to this question?

Your fortune: Godly Luck