Asshole update: I haven't shit since yesterday, but I took a shower and a bit of coagulated blood sloughed out of my ass when I sprayed water into it. I'm kind of terrified I haven't pooped yet, the last one was traumatizing so going a whole day without a movement makes me nervous.
I'm still alive for the time being.

go to the hospital retard

good luckk with ur shit

>>12422586
What could have caused this?
I fucked my sissy pussy sir.

>>12422596
don't be such a baby

Hello doctor just fucked my sissy pussy and now It's bleeding.

>>12422584 (OP)
take a break from porn dude

its normal to not shit everyday

>>12422615
Just eat saltines or white toast dry, also prunes for liquid
It's been known to not work at all, you have to work with your body

>>12422615
If it hasn't gone anywhere downwards in 24 hours, drink a litre of water in one gulp (gulp it, don't sip) and don't eat anything for at least 8 hours

typical nurse thread

eat cement