going to watch American Psycho then bang my succubus tulpa doll girlfriend good night [s4s]

>>12424333 (OP)
I’m probably gonna watch it again too on my phone in bed checked btw

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

umm the movie was directed by a women and the book was written by a gay so basically your jewish cuck

>>12424333 (OP)
do you actually fuck it

>>12424347

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>12424350

>>12424364
its terrifying

>>12424365
this is [s4s]

https://voca.ro/13WEsBNCLHDL

>>12424389
off by 1

>>12424365
it really stirs up some emotions doesn't it

>>12424423
no cuts in an American Psycho movie it's gonna be pretty tame

>>12424444

>>12424444
Greetings. My name is Patrick Bateman, and I have contacted you for important matters.

I have taken notice to your post. It is of high quality™, but it's not the contents of the post that I'm interested by, it's the post-number.

Your post-number is unlike any other that I've ever seen. It is unique, as no other will ever obtain your distinct strand of numbers, but that is not the only unique thing about it.

Look at the numbers at the very end. Take a close look at them, and you might even realize it, too. Your post-number has ended in repeating digits, that is why I am contacting you.

I don't want to seem like a bother, as I understand that you're very busy crafting hundreds of quality™ posts such as the one I am replying to, but this is a matter more important than posts. It's a matter of life and death.

Here on [s4s], it is the most important rule of all that repeating digits much be checked and kek'd, that is why I am contacting you. I am here to check and kek your repeating digits, for it is a matter of religious importance.

So, after all this patience and discussion, I will now check your repeating digits. Here I go: #Checked

Now that your repeating digits have been checked by me, it is now time for me to leave. I cannot spend all day checking your repeating digits, no matter how much I love them. The reason? More digits must be checked.

>>12424444
everyone look it's digits

>>12424449
I’m looking Yuji >>12424042

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

https://voca.ro/1ghRpVMuSv7u

>>12424444
forgot to call you a DIGITS gobbler the other day

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12424500

>>12424499
checked >>>/mu/

now check these

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>12424513
What's the last new movie that you saw?

I don’t even own a pass why was my timer shorter than a minute :^)
>>12424515
American Psycho

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

also I was offbyonesecond >_<

>>12424515
mario movie

>>12424520
I meant, what was the last movie you watched for the first time?

>>12424526
Oh seriously, what did you think?

>>12424531
it's good by the standards of little kid movies

>>12424529
I know but I actually have no idea Yuji Sakai is more lucid than me

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12424333 (OP)
no one even checked those digits
if such faggotry led to this
what good was the faggotry?
>>12424444
>>12424499
>>12424500

>>12424579
this is what happens when you don't check digits

https://youtu.be/Oahc1T1vZ1U

>>12424579
they all got checked
>>12424587
Fore!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>12424587
https://youtu.be/K88PXos14pQ?feature=shared

>>12424333 (OP)
HOLY SHIT TRIPS

Night Yuuji.

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12424604
please don’t swear

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12424444
GOD DAMN IT

>>12424607
Sorry :(

>>12424333 (OP)
https://youtu.be/A1EhBdsTkl8?feature=shared
Is this you?
Yuji: Yes, this is me
why did you do this?
Yuji: Because not even god would stop me
Will you stop now that you know?
*yuji diarrhea sounds*
ok

what a great movie

i can't wait to make more bateman images when the new american psychio movie comes out

>>12424636
there's already a sequel, it has jackie from That 70's Show as Batemans apprentice serial killer.
It's not great.

>>12424652
no they're making american psycho into a LOTR word for word scene for scene recreation of the book apparently (it's going to be 3 movies)

>>12424636
the time I waste doing nothing really seems like a lot longer when you put it in movie terms

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12424659
, ' ~ * ~ ' , g i r l p o w e r , ' ~ * ~ ' ,

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12424666
Greetings. My name is Patrick Bateman, and I have contacted you for important matters.

I have taken notice to your post. It is of high quality™, but it's not the contents of the post that I'm interested by, it's the post-number.

Your post-number is unlike any other that I've ever seen. It is unique, as no other will ever obtain your distinct strand of numbers, but that is not the only unique thing about it.

Look at the numbers at the very end. Take a close look at them, and you might even realize it, too. Your post-number has ended in repeating digits, that is why I am contacting you.

I don't want to seem like a bother, as I understand that you're very busy crafting hundreds of quality™ posts such as the one I am replying to, but this is a matter more important than posts. It's a matter of life and death.

Here on [s4s], it is the most important rule of all that repeating digits much be checked and kek'd, that is why I am contacting you. I am here to check and kek your repeating digits, for it is a matter of religious importance.

So, after all this patience and discussion, I will now check your repeating digits. Here I go: #Checked

Now that your repeating digits have been checked by me, it is now time for me to leave. I cannot spend all day checking your repeating digits, no matter how much I love them. The reason? More digits must be checked.

i cant believe that xiao prefers yujis card to mine

>>12424666
trips

>>12424423
offbyone bump

>>12425578
singles!

>>12424365
truly

people are are checking singles before they even check my’re dubs

offbyone again award >.<

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12425589
singles!!!

>>12425602
just scroll up and check em

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12425613
singles again!!!!

>>12425594
Good evening! I just started on /v/ as well and I want to try some more creative horror.

>>12424599
nice dubs bateman

gooning

>>12426666

>>12426666
four same number

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>12426269
you are now in roleplay mode

>>12427489
wait you mean thats not really him?

>>12427497
bateman has been one of the most prolific posters on this board since 2013

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12427502
phew I though he had an imposter for a second there

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12426688
dubs

i'm glad you're all enjoying my're thread

lmao he's mad and he got nuked lololol get rekt

>>12427566
unchecked doubles on the last page!