Dear blog. My current schizo delusion is whenever I drink alcohol my girlfriend gets sick. Maybe drinking a whole bottle of wine will help me forget my problems
>>12425008 (OP)it's not a delusion to share ur love with another boy on 4chan. take those briefs off and kiss me, baby
>>12425008 (OP)plot twist: you were gay the whole time
Your fortune: Average Luck
The thing is, tetris the borzoi doesn't have a choice about whether he drinks or not. So even if his delusion is true, its more like cursed prophetic insight than him inflicting it upon her.
>>12425008 (OP)interesting proposition, but, hab u tried weed?
>>12425039I mean if you want to believe that.
>>12425008 (OP)i'm a jewmagnet
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12425039hopefully it takes too long to get through the damn bottle
>>12425070you should not only drink wine but also buy the most expensive one from a supermarket.
you have a girlfriend gross
>>12425900that shit is not meant for human consumption by any means
>>12426508That is correct. Now, can I interest you in a loan?