>my dad is now picking up on me for being single at 20
>this is coming from a parent who always had an excuse for me to not go to a party or a hangout with friends
>things were fine when he was just telling me to just go talk to girls
>now he's just fucking testing me
>comes up one day
>"hey son, stand up here"
>tries to put a bottle up my ass
>at family reunions
>"hey son, you should bring Big Richard to your bedroom"
>never met any Richard, he just made him up
>and that's after 2 failed hook ups because one girl was just plain annoying and the other never had time to do anything.

Wtf should I do? At this point I just want to give hell to this old man. He was always a good father, but as the years passed by he just made it clear that he does not respect me. And now he thinks that I'm gay. Fucking asshole honestly

he's not quoting anyone, he's making a bulleted list

maybe you should try using a ° or * so anons aren't confused

>>12427290 (OP)
excuse me OP but who are you quoting?

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>>12427290 (OP)
Your dad wants to fuck you. He's trying to see if you're game.

>>12427294
damn every time. Anyway where should I even do it? because the 5th, 7th was him trying to do the shit, and the 8th was just the point on time.

>>12427301
Well then I'll tell him to go fuck himself. Piece of shit behavior

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