All sites and apps allowing pornography in the UK will be required to have "highly effective" methods to check the age of users by 25 July.

Pornhub and a number of other major adult websites have confirmed they will introduce enhanced age checks, while Reddit has already introduced age verification to stop people aged under 18 from looking at "certain mature content".

Ofcom said X and Grindr have committed to age checks. X says it is planning to introduce, external facial age estimation using its own artificial intelligence (AI) technology.

Discord gives UK users a choice of face or ID scanning as a way to verify their age, after testing methods, and Bluesky says it will give UK users a range of different verification options, external.

Many more services which allow sexually explicit material may need to bring in measures to comply with the new rules.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12428671 (OP)
im irish now i guess

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Well thank god I'm in america

>>12428711
unchecked dubs

>>12428706
For me, I'm Manx now.

what's mattress' email
i will paypal him some vpn money

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12428713
gigabased

>>12428716
That paypiggie will just squeal that money away to his discord kitten, Wish.

>>12428671 (OP)
IRELAND WON UK LOST IRELAND WON UK LOST IRELAND WON UK LOST IRELAND WON UK LOST IRELAND WON UK LOST IRELAND WON UK LOST IRELAND WON UK LOST IRELAND WON UK LOST IRISH WON BRITS LOST IRISH WON BRITS LOST IRISH WON BRITS LOST IRISH WON BRITS LOST

uhhh radio bros I don’t feel so good

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

you are never going to stop anyone under 18 from looking at porn if it's their intention to do so.

most of them have actual sex lives and don't need to look at pictures of sex BECAUSE THEY'RE ALREADY HAVING IT.

this is pure fail.
overreach.

it's stated good intentions will be dwarfed by the unintended (intended kek) consequences.

setting this precedent opens the door to biometrics.

within 10 years internet service providers will require facial recognition and fingerprints just to open the google homepage.

this is pure fail.

my day wasn't going bad enough already so the government "experts" and internet overlords decided to make it worse.

anything that compromises end user anonymity compromises end user security.

https://www.biometricupdate.com/202507/uk-age-verification-is-here-ofcom-set-to-begin-enforcing-online-safety-act


david numbered the people and it pissed God off.

but i guess parliament didn't read that part.

*spits on ground*

Your fortune: Godly Luck

resized for emphasis

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12428734
I wish parliament would get bombed again

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

man they'll close off anything except their own borders huh

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

nurse won my mfw when nurse won

>>12428671 (OP)
my reaction when i am british andthes unerdr 10 minutes too say googbye to nurse

>>12428734
hah so fattress can't come back

Bye

>>12428806
joim the idf

>>12428770
inb4 vpn companies get super rich from this

>>12428805
be nice

Your fortune: Good Luck

Does this mean no more Saturday skribbl? I think Argy is British.

>>12428819
boxing day forboxing...

it's so simple. why didn't i think of it?
*sip*

you get the RFID chip implanted in your hand and then the wearable knows it's you and sends your age verification requirements to the phone, tablet or pc via bluetooth.

it's so simple.


>>12428795
kek

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12428799
dubs confirm ;-;
>>12428801
I’m british and I’m still posting

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12428833
Dubs checking dubs
Reported you to Ofcom

>>12428833
Why

>>12428671 (OP)
>>12428734
is this shit real?

>>12428838
nothing ever happens
>>12428839
why not

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12428845
Yes and Ireland won and Birtan lost, enjoy using the servers in Ireland you chinless wonders

irish people didn't even know how to fish

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

it's hard to believe this is real

>>12428867
even though we made €1.24 billion 2024 of the fishing industry and Britain only £970 million cope more fog breather

>>12428877
I can hardly believe your digits anon

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>12428895
thanks I grew them myself

it was nice knowing you [s4s]
see you on the flip side

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12428897
send a dick pic to the guy who own p.ecker.tech its not too late

>>12428897
you can use a vpn AND FOR FAST CONNECTION USE A IRELAND SERVER YOU BRIT
W IRELAND W IRELAND W IRELAND W IRELAND W IRELAND W IRELAND W IRELAND W IRELAND

>>12428867
>>12428897
>>12428706
IRELAND WON IRISHMAN VICTORY IRELAND WON IRISHMAN VICTORY IRELAND WON IRISHMAN VICTORY IRELAND WON IRISHMAN VICTORY IRELAND WON IRISHMAN VICTORY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S7woEXovruc

>over 18

there's these things called flip phones.
they make and receive voice phone calls.
and only voice phone calls.
no internet. no pr0nz.

problem solved.
"no person under the age of 18 shall be permitted to be in possession of a smart phone at any time'

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12428734
Good riddance

>>12428862
based

what country's next??

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12428934
it'll probably be the states that make you send your id to porn sites

>>12428921
yeah but then how are they going to get young people addicted to their personal tracking devices

d

>>12428963
flip phones can be geo-located.
this isn't about tracking.
it's about fundamentally changing the way people access the internet and interact with the world around them.

biometrics is coming.
you heard it here first.

you'll need it to start your automobile.
buy groceries, gas, liquor etc.

you'll need it to dine in a restaurant.
you'll need it to flush a public toilet.


this is about anything but online safety.
restricting access to content is a parental responsibility.

when i was a kid i went to a certain barber shop to get my hair cut. there were dirty magazines to look at while you wait. (playboy)

we didn't have government agents storming the premises because a 4th grader just saw some titties.

if you want strong verification and authentication you're gonna be dealing with biometrics.

this protecting the children schtick is total bullshit.

i'm calling bullshit.

*spits on the ground*

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>12428933 (dubs)
based on retardation

>>12429011
dubs confirm

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12429011
hmmm looks like someone forgot to take thier piss sorry i mean tea today stat mad brit

IRELAND W IRELAND W IRELAND W IRELAND W BRITS CANT STOP TAKING LLLLL'SSS

>>12429017
They confirm he is fuming with anger and is retarded

>>12429029
don’t you like tea in Ireland

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12429033
yes but unlike British tea which comes from the sewers or straight piss ours tastes better and is actual tea hence why i confused piss with British tea
Average Irish w

>Nurse
coincidence??????????

"But it also includes an illustration of how many misunderstand current age assurance technologies, in quoting Jason Nurse, a cyber expert at the University of Kent. Nurse asserts that “these sites will be entrusted with storing large amounts of personally identifiable information from potentially vast segments of the population. How can we be confident this data won’t be misused?” He misses the clear answer: rely on a certified age assurance provider that does not collect or store biometric data or personal information."

https://www.biometricupdate.com/202507/uk-age-verification-is-here-ofcom-set-to-begin-enforcing-online-safety-act

somebody kick me in the balls if i'm wrong but–

how in the actual fuck are you going to have a "certified age assurance provider"
that doesn't store personal info?


it's got to be in the water because the whole god-damned world has gone retarded.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

I love the irish

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12429039teren tr
ea t
tea fren theeres fent in the berries and fruits
the fish are making my children retarded but the world health says fish are good for you
tea fren its not in the water its also not in the chicken nuggies tea fren its in the fancy mommy organic produce

tea fren the wine in the bags is worse quality than the cheap wine
i agree
who couldnt work out buying two bottles of wine
they deserve the bag of wine

>>12429057
thanks. i feel so much better now.
*sip*

Your fortune: Average Luck

So did anything happen?

>>12429128
check pol or int

Any service that would comply with this nonsense isn't worth using.

>>12429170
you're mom is a service not worth using

>>12429181
#REKT

>>12429170
They have to comply or face massive fines. Or block UK if they don't want to deal with it.

>>12429200
Or do absolutely nothing. UK can't do shit beyond its borders.

>>12429200
checking u’r dubs

>>12428671 (OP)
>>12428734
How will this work with cell phones near the Irish border?

>>12428782

"Internet safety
Minister apologises to generation of UK children exposed to toxic online content
As new measures to protect young people online come into force, Peter Kyle says politicians were too slow to act

Rowena Mason and Dan Milmo
Thu 24 Jul 2025 17.30 EDT"

"Kyle said it “cannot be allowed to happen again” that urgent safety measures made necessary by technological advances should take seven years to come into force. He said a whole generation of children had been exposed to “torrid toxic material” because of the failure of politicians."

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/jul/24/minister-apologises-to-generation-of-uk-children-exposed-to-toxic-online-content#img-1

"Kyle suggested banning smartphones for teenagers was not the answer because many parents wanted to be able to monitor their children and for them to have travel passes on phone wallets, communicate online and pay for things digitally. “Kids themselves overwhelmingly say make us safer online, prevent us from seeing things we shouldn’t be seeing. But please don’t take the phones [away from us] because also, there’s a lot of benefits to it,” he said."

7 years???!

dudwut


this guy is a tool.

if you want to prevent anyone under 18 from accessing porn your first most logical choice is to ban smart phones.
then there's parental monitoring tools and whitelisting.

you just got your entire country range banned from 4chins.

you are a fucking tool.

a dirty rusty disingenuous tool i might add.

another political false face.

an emanation of deception.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Tragic: The Lamest Sites On The Internet Are Happy To Comply With Draconian Nanny State Regulations

>>12429317
the lamest politicians in the world are happy to act under color of law and trample underfoot your civil liberties.

they've been dreaming about implementing biometrics for years.

finger print, voice print, facial recognition, rfid and even the unique crinkles of your butthole.

a butthole is like a fingerprint.

and they'll be happy to scan your sphincter crinkles and grant you a google homepage.

because in addition to being bullies and hypocrites they are also pervs.

*sip*

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ofsJRWbi3Kg

vulgar display of power

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12428671 (OP)
love seeing all the seethe in here of uktards freaking out over making porn slightly harder to access for minors

>>12429355 (dubs)
whats your favoerte george carlin standup

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>12429359
I live in Kansas and we have similar laws and it's so retarded that people get mad at it

u can literally just get a vpn and instantly bypass all of it (free extension) ORR ORRR LITERALLY JUST STOP JACKING OFF basically one of the only good things to come from government is these laws I just wish they were better at doing what they're trying to do

>>12429377
>stop jacking off
lol. lmao. roflmao.

>>12429377
its gay and retarded, prohibition has never solved anything, the onus is on parents to actually parent their kids. no one should have to give xhamster their id because some retard can't figure out how to stop their kid from looking at shit they don't want them to

>>12429359
THIS MOTHERFUCKER JUST GOT HIS ENTIRE COUNTRY RANGEBANNED.

they've got a seven year plan if you read the article.

this goes way beyond just porn.

for starters it's abuse of law enforcement authority.

those hefty fines will be enough to wipe out many websites.

this is like civil asset forfeiture in the online world.

and the strong verification and authentication they are seeking will demand personal info or biometrics or.....

YIPPEE!!!! BOTH!!!!!

they've never cared much for online anonymity and bit by bit over their stated 7 year time frame they intend to wipe it out.

you know... to keep the children safe.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12429390
bro you cannot go into bars without an ID. You cannot go into sex shops without an ID. Is that prohibition to you? does it being on the internet somehow make it different and we shouldnt be trying to stop kids from getting into it? I dont get the logic ngl

>>12429399
they don't store a copy of your id, what happens when a company gets breached? possibly billions of social security numbers are already floating around because of a background checking service getting hacked

>>12429405
then start your message with that instead of some stupid nonsense about "prohibition" because thats a lot more logical concern that I could understand

>>12429399
then you monitor your kid.
flip phones are a viable option.

the state has no business doing this bullshit.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12428693
Mcgravy

>>12429399
nice dubs, the prospect of any and all websites getting into serious legal trouble for not being tightly moderated and sanitised enough without demanding all their users show their IDs before posting sounds a bit concerning to me, and certainly qualifies as a notable expansion of the surveillance state.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

now that this motherfucker has blipped the radar....
*sip*

get ready for EU member states to line up behind it and "strengthen provisions".

because strengthening provisions is what they do best.

you have a right to be forgotten and google took it on the chin for that one.

this is gonna hit the service providers right between the eyes.

7 year plan.

mmhm.


*sip*

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12428671 (OP)
It's okay that everything continues to get worse as long as the chi'dren are saved for upstanding MPs like the late Cyril Smith

>>12429393
the somebody think of the children line of reasoning on this is funny considering the UK government is a glorified pedo cabal

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12429399
yes those instances of paternalism are also gay and retarded

>>12429440
no. you're thinking of moldava.
*sip*


https://www.coe.int/en/web/portal/-/human-trafficking-moldova-urged-to-strengthen-prevention-measures-and-protection-of-vulnerable-victims

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>12429471
I’m definitely thinking of the UK where there are endless scandals and sussiness amongst the political elite but I’ll have a read of that ta

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12429439
cute boy up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8ThHpZtCuY

Willy :[

Aint gonna do much of shit. Porn is the most powerful force in the planet hoss. People including kids will get it one way or ano. This is theatuh and fansuhvice for the old ladies who dont know how to use the computer.

>>12428934
the next country is probably Australia, and they aren't just banning porn, they're banning social media as a whole for anyone who isn't under 16, which is in theory good, but in practice leads to you having to hand over your ID to whatever platform you use, killing any form of anonymity on all of social media.

https://www.esafety.gov.au/about-us/industry-regulation/social-media-age-restrictions
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-11-29/how-under-16-social-media-ban-will-work-remains-a-mystery/104662740

>>12429834
Australia the magical place where porn of women with small boobs is classed as cp.... fuckin mouthbreathers all. How it will work is that it wont lol

>>12429505
you have been drinking the kool-aid.
scandal is a favorite tool.
and cooking it up out of thin air is part of the magic. appealing to people's basest instincts is what the nazis did. it's very easy to do.
television is a poisoned well.
and there is a fiddler lurking around every corner.
so of course government has to step in
and redesign the internet.

"The Central Intelligence Agency owns everyone of any significance in the major media."
–William Colby, former CIA Director, quoted by Dave Mcgowan, Derailing Democracy

that includes pic related, fauci and long list of so called on air personalities and "entertainers".

no one is listening to them anymore.

and anyone with two braincells left rubbing together already knows this:

if it's on TV believe nothing of what you hear and only half of what you see.


cia is synonymous with establishment and
establishment is synonymous with a synchronized global "intelligence" conglomerate called "the national security state".

so your post is either ignorant or willfully misinformed.

*sip*

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12429834
>>12429840
peekaboo! Yeah and thier stupid cause wait for it CAUSE THATS WHERE THE BRITS WOULD DUMP THIER CRIMINALS AND BRITS ARE STUPID

IRISH W IRELAND W IRELAND W IRELAND W IRELAND W IRELAND W IRELAND W IRELAND W IRELAND
TOTAL IRISH VICTORY!!!!

>>12429829
>old ladies who don't know how to use the computer

"Mother doesn't go out any more
Just sits at home and rolls her spastic eyes
But every weekend through the door
Come words of wisdom from the world outside

If you want to know about the bishop and the actress
If you want to know how to be a star
If you want to know about the stains on the mattress
You can read it in the Sunday papers, Sunday papers"
–Joe Jackson

>Porn is the most powerful force on the planet

lol no.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12428671 (OP)
bye bye forever bongs. have a pint in honor of the chans

>>12428671 (OP)
Bye bye evreyone I hope this law does get revoked until then I'll see you guys at the other side

english suffering is what keeps me going

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12430109
gemini and chatgpt are screwing up your screws

I'm listening to Stevie Ray Vaughan in my airpods not reggae by the way.
https://youtu.be/nuI5YPaZXIQ?si=fSVXU7rwKT7tuCgh

>>12430700<----imposter

die wormshit

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12430700
That's bullshit I know you're listening to reggae

>>12430708
I'm not an imposter, this is the real Mattress of the United Kingdom, sorry tea fren.
The one who said I'm listening to reggae is the imposter. A cheap shot indeed. I guess some people just can't let go of their yandere obsession dreamboat across the pond.
I'm also a big fan of Pearl Jam.

This guy is listening to Haitian reggae I know it

i don't listen to reggae, my taste is actually a lot worse than that

Start listening to reggae, dude

trump disregards the rule of law
the UK abuses the rule of law

the anglophone west is unironically fucked

>>12430736
listen to reggae it explains all of this

IT'S EVOLUTION, BABY!
https://youtu.be/aDaOgu2CQtI?si=mZb9yOClPmqAo6Ju

Im investing in universalizing smellovision by 2030 so i can force all the worlds legislators to smell my sweaty dick and balls at the same time

>>12430762
they will just make you smell farts and poop

>>12430708<---imposter<---imposter

we need the secure tripcodes.
because the honor system doesn't work.
it never worked.
since fucking kindergarten.
it never worked.
somebody will ALWAYS steal a cookie from the jar.

you could be hanging on by your fucking fingernails and they'll toss you a pair of nail clippers.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12430666

>>12430982
hey shut up maybe if you had a posting style that couldn't be impersonated you would stand out as the real tea fren for all we know YOU'RE the fake one and just whining about him somehow

https://voca.ro/1mYC2ti2QFaS

>>12431058
Yeah