If you play with your poop, you can find strange chunks of stuff and tiny objects in it. Not just corn like people joke about. That's how you know poop is nutritious because it's not all digested waste. Poop doesn't just taste bitter and shitty. The taste varies and you can get used to it. Some full-sized loads of poop are the size of a full meal. Some poop can be cut with fork and knife like a sausage. Some poop can be used like a sauce or garnish. You could mix it with rice, or you could put it on your fork with anything in a varied French meal. Human feces could be a diverse, delicious, ubiquitous and plentiful form of food.

>>12429432 (OP)
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alr knew that at third grade

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