just spent 3 hours in my backyard smashing grasshoppers with a hammer

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

you come off like the kind of person who would drug someone and play with their body

>>12430758
>>12430693 (OP)
Why

you should be tortured and killed and I proclaim this without a hint of sarcasm or hyperbole

arrested on suspicion of being insects

>>12430758
This kinda looks like a mantis.

>>12430693 (OP)
karma is real op enjoy being a grasshopper in ur next life

>>12430833
karma isn't real I'm going to heaven because Jesus Christ died on the cross for my sins

>>12430836
you kill gods creations for fun

>>12430837
yes I'm a broken sinner

>>12430693 (OP)
you kinda sound like a degenerate and your image confirms

>>12430833
the sun and air have been pretty strong today and i spent the morning outside doing some chores, so my time out there was about 4 1/2 hours

god likes death thats why nature runs on it

The word grasshopper is so funny to me rn

>>12430758
you concern me.

>>12430693 (OP)
no. bad.

do you cum on them :3

>>12431614
fuck you sick pos

>>12431616
fuck?? :3 arooo???? SEX?!?!? *tries to hump your leg through the internet*

sage and hide this retarded attention seeking thread already

>>12431633
Dryy hump this!

>>12431642
saging

>>12431654
ageing

this definitely beats tranny worship threads

>>12430833
dubs confirm
>>12431888
trips confirm

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12431633
>>12431733
thread checked and thridden

>>12430693 (OP)
if all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a grasshopper