Once was a sweet thang baby... held out her lovin' in our hands
Now I reach to kiss your lips... the touch don't mean a thing
And that's a cold shot baby... yeah that's a drag
A cold shot baby... I let our love go bad

"Went down to Tin Pan Alley
See what was going on
Things was too hot down there
Couldn't stay very long
Hey hey hey hey, Alley's the roughest place I've ever been
All the people down there
Livin' for their whisky, wine, and gin

I heard a woman scream
Yeah and I peeped through the door
Some cat was workin' on Annie with a
Lord with a two-by-four
Hey hey hey hey, Alley's the roughest place I've ever been
All the people down there
Livin' for their whisky, wine, and gin

I heard a pistol shoot
Yeah and it was a .44
Somebody killed a crap shooter cause he didn't
Shake, rattle, and roll
Hey hey hey hey, Alley's the roughest place I've ever been
All the people down there
Killin' for their whisky, wine, and gin

I saw a cop standing
With his hand on his gun
He said "this is a raid, boy

Nobody run"
Hey hey hey hey, Alley's the roughest place I've ever been
Yeah they took me away from Alley
Lord they took me right back to the pen"

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>12431140
WELL, I'M STANDING NEXT TO A MOUNTAIN
CHOP IT DOWN WITH THE EDGE OF MY HAND
PICK UP ALL THE PIECES, MAKE AN ISLAND
MIGHT EVEN RAISE A LITTLE SAND

>>12431152

You better leave
You better leave my little girl alone
You better leave
You better leave my little girl alone
Lord before I get evil man
And I go and do something wrong

You call my house just yesterday
I picked up the extension
And I heard every word you said
Why don't you just go on
Man and leave my little girl alone
Lord before I get evil man
And I go and do something wrong

You call my house all hours of the night
Let me tell you mister
That's a sure, sure way to start a fight
Why don't you just go on
Man and leave my little girl alone
Lord before I get evil man
And I'm gonna do something wrong

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

I won't see you again in this world
See you in the next one, don't be late
Don't be late

which would be great if you are the actual Mattress. but you're not.

"Ooh, you're givin' me the fever tonight
I don't want to give in, I've been playin' with fire
You forget I've seen you work before
Take 'em straight to the top, leave 'em cryin' for more

I've seen you burn 'em before

Fire and ice
You come on like a flame, then you turn a cold shoulder
Fire and ice
I want to give you my love, but you'll just take a little piece of my heart
You'll just tear it apart

Movin' in for the kill tonight
You got every advantage when they put out the lights
It's not so pretty when it fades away
'Cause it's just an illusion in this passion play

I've seen you burn 'em before

Fire and ice
You come on like a flame, then you turn a cold shoulder
Fire and ice
I want to give you my love, but you'll just take a little piece of my heart

So you think you got it all figured out
You're an expert in the field, without a doubt
But I know your methods inside and out
And I won't be takin' in by fire and ice"
–Pat Benetar

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12431140
You can never go back, I know you've tried but you've only been away for a little while now

>>12431120 (OP)
It's snowing!!!
Pedophile Pedophile!
It's Frosty (Mattress, Dio Brando) the Pedophilic Snowman!

>>12431424
mattress is not dio brando dawg

>>12431412
back to what?
*sip*

Your fortune: Outlook good

Hi pedophile

Sing a pedophile song for Frosty
>>12431424

>>12431459
what's a pedophile song?

>>12431472
Cold Shot by Stevie Ray Vaughan probably

>>12431478
Can't argue, a pedophile knows pedophile music the best

>>12431482
And that's a cold shot baby

>>12431478
its achy breaky heart

britbongs can't post on 4 chins any more fuck off

>>12431472
YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY I GOT LOVE IN MY TUMMY

>>12431490
>>12431483
yeah how are you still here britboy

>>12431485
It's actually Sweet Home Alabama as reimagined as Werewolves of London by Warren Zevon (as reimagined as Play It All Night Long by Warren Zevon https://youtu.be/4W07dFdGadE?si=nfTsv1bcFDJr-32l) as reimagined by Kid Rock as All Summer Long https://youtu.be/aSkFygPCTwE?si=lhynFInHeG2ZSisK