I want a friend

criteria, MUST be:
>human
must NOT be
>narcissist
>BPD
>avoidant
>schizoid
>autistic
>disingenuous

accepting applications ITT

>>12433733 (OP)
Why no schizoid or avoidant?

Your fortune: Good Luck

what if I'm avoidant and schizoid and it becomes a romance arc where via love I learn to be human :)

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>>12433737
no me first

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>>12433737
>>12433739
>>12433742
they need to be in reality with me and care about me 24/7

liar u just want drugs

>>12433789
>care about me 24/7
mentally ill

>>12433733 (OP)
nice dubs. you're definitely in the wrong place with that criteria.

>>12433789
>care about me 24/7
oh, so you want a parent, not a friend

>>12433733 (OP)
>>human
whatever rabbi

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>>12433931
>>12434011
what the frick be nice I just want a friend

>>12434044
okay be my friend

>>12434056
ok what's your discord

>>12434057
no u give me your discord

>>12434098
crestfallenvagabond

>>12433789
that's just my type

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>>12434135
we could be besties

>>12434126
okay thanks but i wont add you

>>12434147
ok I'll just cry alone then

>>12433733 (OP)
you aint finding no one here then

>MUST be human
i immediately don't fit this criteria. Sad (ㅠ﹏ㅠ)