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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12445961 (OP)
PYON PYON
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>>12445961 (OP)
didn't make it in the paper this week going to take out my anger on my infant daughter and pregnant wife thanks for nothing

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12445961 (OP)
You should set up an archive

>>12445977
two same numbers!

>>12445961 (OP)
this is nice board

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12445961 (OP)
Anone making madelines is very nice! I am glad he shared them with the other nicers.
2D fronky is a good meme

A papre!? Just what I need for wipping my're butte this mornieng LOL
only after thiuroughly reading and digesting these moatse excellelent articlels, though :^)

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12445990
lole

>>12445961 (OP)
Stupid fucking retard

i demand that esforesquire stop spreading misinformation about the nicification process
no one is being hurt, stop you slander at once

>>12446000
2-dimensional triple

>>12445961 (OP)
the SON (Spikedog Occupied Newspapere) doesn't want you to know the truth about secret radio

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12446055
i check
i respec
the topkek would've put my art in the paper
s4s has dried up and lost its silly
it's become crusty.. ploopy, even
>>12446033
mcdoubles

Lol, wut? No complaints have been made. No criminal charges have been filed. Am I going to have to file another lawsuit against this papre for libel?
*nomnomnom*

>>12446062
infested with namefig drama even

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12446077
checked

lots of crazy raisin happening here

>>12445966
>>12445977
>>12446000
>>12446033
>>12446055
>>12446077

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12446125
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Imagine making a "newspaper" about the threads you made this week and trying to pass it off as being representative of the whole board.

>>12445961 (OP)
I'm going to miss Ika so much =(

>>12446144 (dubs)
if they were doing this it would be based

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12446187
your fellow hombre is gone

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>12445961 (OP)
yay, dog made it in.

>>12446198
Nicole ....now Ika...

Great paper as always
Rest in peace ika

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12445961 (OP)
Ploop I'm surprised you didn't cover the data hack that Beary Ebil committed with 87 social security numbers and a cell phone number last friday right after last weeks topkek tribune.
I'm very sad that Ikanon is leaving us, he was a good poster and I will miss him. :(

>>12446245
ebil is wanted for identity theft! contact the esforce!!

>>12446125
FUG FUG FUG NOOOO OOOO OOOO OOOO OOOO OOOO OOOO OOOO OOOO OOO
*breathes*
NOOOO OOOO OOOO OOOO OOOO OOOO OOOO OOOO OOOO OOOO

>>12446245
It is there at the le bottom she is wanted currently and any information on her whereabouts is appreciated

>>12446295
oh thank you for mentioning i did not notice the fine print at first i only thought it was one of the memes
here is ikanons neocities website it is very ebin :^)
https://pukesquid.neocities.org/aboutme

>>12445961 (OP)
Nice paper I read it
>>12445966
>>12445977
>>12446033
>>12446055
>>12446077
>>12446144
nice dubs i check it
>>12446000
nice triples I impress it

>>12446315
WOWE thank you for all you're hard work

>>12446074
we got her now boys
she's too fat to run away

>>12445961 (OP)
BAZED

>>12446490
LMAO what a fatty ahahahaha

>>12445961 (OP)
Another GARBAGE issue.

>>12446295
ALL COPS ARE VENICE

LOLE

Your fortune: Godly Luck

When did ika poster first come here?

>>12448099
about 350 years ago

Is it just me or has this paper gone downhill massively?

>>12448237
Can you write a 500 word essay about it?

>>12448099
dubblssss

>>12448237
Hmm honestly I thought this one was one of the better ones

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12448730
Bumping to the top

>>12448725
the fattest yosho

Is it just me or is this a really good papre?

>>12448725
Imagine sniffing bury nice gril's cloaca

What do I do if I pee my pants?

>>12449843
ᚻᛖᛚᛚᚩ, ᛁ ᚻᚪᚹᛖ ᛈᚢᛣᛖᛞ ᛗᚣ ᛈᚪᚾᛏᛋ. ᛁ ᚠᛖᛖᛚ ᚦᛖ ᚳᚻᚢᚾᛣᛋ ᚪᛋ ᚦᛖᚣ ᛋᛚᚩᚹᛚᚣ ᛋᛚᚩᛈ ᛞᚩᚹᚾ ᚩᚾᛏᚩ ᚦᛖ ᚷᚱᚩᚢᚾᛞ, ᚳᚻᚢᚾᛣᛋ ᚩᚠ ᛗᛠᛏ ᚪᚾᛞ ᚳᚻᛖᛖᛋᛖ ᚠᚱᚩᛗ ᛗᚣ ᛞᛁᚾᚾᛖᚱ ᚳᚩᚪᛏ ᛗᚣ ᛈᚪᚾᛏᛋ ᚹᛁᚦ ᚪ ᛞᛁᛋᛏᚪᛋᛏᛖᚠᚢᛚ ᚪᚱᚩᛗᚪ. ᚻᛖᛚᛈ ᛗᛖ. ᛁ ᚪᛗ ᛋᚢᚠᚠᛖᚱᛁᛝ. ᛁ ᛈᚢᛣᛖᛞ ᛗᚣ ᛈᚪᚾᛏᛋ. ᛋᛈᛠᛣᛁᛝ ᚩᚠ ᛞᛁᛋᚳᚩᛗᚠᚩᚱᛏ, ᛗᚣ ᛞᚩᚷ ᛁᛋ ᛠᛏᛁᛝ ᛗᚣ ᛈᚢᛣᛖ ᚱᛁᚷᚻᛏ ᚾᚩᚹ ᚪᚾᛞ ᛁᛏ ᛁᛋ ᛞᛁᛋᛏᚢᚱᛒᛁᛝ. ᛁ ᛚᚩᚹᛖ ᛞᚩᚷᛖᛋ ᚪᚾᛞ ᚳᚪᛞᛖᛋ. ᛗᚣ ᚳᚪᛞᛖ-ᛣᛁᛏᛏᛖᚾ ᛁᛋ ᚱᚢᛈᛖᚱᛏ, ᚱᚢᛈᛖᚱᛏ ᛁᛋ ᛋᚻᚩᚱᛏ ᚪᚾᛞ ᚠᚪᛏ. ᛁ ᛚᚩᚹᛖ ᚱᚢᛈᛖᚱᛏ. ᚱᚢᛈᛖᚱᛏ ᛣᛁᛚᛚᛖᛞ ᚪ ᛒᛁᚱᛞ ᚦᛖ ᚩᚦᛖᚱ ᛞᚪᚣ (ᛒᚪᚹᛁ) ᚪᚾᛞ ᛒᚱᚩᚢᚷᚻᛏ ᛁᛏ ᛁᚾᛏᚩ ᚦᛖ ᚻᚩᚢᛋᛖ, ᚻᛖ ᚹᚪᛋ ᛋᚩ ᛈᚱᚩᚢᛞ! ᛏᚩᚩ ᛒᚪᛞ ᚦᚪᛏ ᛒᛁᚱᛞ ᚹᚪᛋ ᛗᚣ ᚱᚩᚩᛋᛏᛖᚱ. ᚾᚩᚹ ᛁ ᚪᛗ ᛚᛖᚠᛏ ᚹᛁᚦ ᚪ ᛞᛠᛞ ᚳᚩᚳᛣ (ᚱᚩᚩᛋᛏᛖᚱ) ᚻᚪᛚᚠ-ᛠᛏᛖᚾ ᛒᚣ ᛗᚣ ᚳᚪᛞᛖ. ᛁ ᛞᚩ ᚾᚩᛏ ᛣᚾᚩᚹ ᚹᚻᚪᛏ ᛏᚩ ᛞᚩ ᚹᛁᚦ ᛗᚣ ᛞᛠᛞ ᚳᚩᚳᛣ. ᛁ ᚦᛁᚾᛣ ᛁ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛗᚪᛣᛖ ᚪ ᛢᚢᛖᛋᚪᛞᛁᛚᛚᚪ ᚩᚢᛏ ᚩᚠ ᛗᚣ ᚱᚩᛏᛏᛁᛝ ᚱᚩᚩᛋᛏᛖᚱᛋ ᚳᚩᚱᛈᛋᛖ, ᚻᛖ ᛁᛋ ᚠᚱᛖᛋᚻᛚᚣ ᛣᛁᛚᛚᛖᛞ ᚪᚠᛏᛖᚱ ᚪᛚᛚ.

>>12449851
ᚪᚠᛏᛖᚱ ᛗᚢᚳᚻ ᛞᛖᛚᛁᛒᛖᚱᚪᛏᛡᚾ, ᛁ ᚻᚪᚹᛖ ᛒᚢᛏᚳᚻᛖᚱᛖᛞ ᛗᚣ ᚳᚩᚳᛣ. ᛗᚣ ᛗᚣ ᛈᚱᛁᛋᛖ-ᚪᚹᚪᚱᛞ ᚹᛁᚾᚾᛁᛝ ᚳᚩᚳᛣ ᛁᛋ ᚾᚩᚹ ᚷᚩᛁᛝ ᛏᚩ ᛒᛖ ᛗᚣ ᛞᛁᚾᚾᛖᚱ ᚠᚩᚱ ᚦᛖ ᚾᛖᛉᛏ ᚹᛖᛖᛣ. ᛁ ᚳᚱᚣ ᚪᛋ ᛁ ᛈᚱᛖᛈᚪᚱᛖ ᚻᛁᛗ ᛏᚩ ᛒᛖ ᚷᚱᛁᛚᛚᛖᛞ ᚪᚾᛞ ᚱᛖᚾᛞᛖᚱᛖᛞ ᛁᚾᛏᚩ ᚳᚻᛁᚳᛣᛖᚾ ᛗᛠᛏ ᚠᚩᚱ ᛗᚣ ᛢᚢᛖᛋᚪᛞᛁᛚᛚᚪ ᛞᛁᚾᚾᛖᚱ. ᚹᚻᛖᚾ ᚦᛖ ᚳᚻᛁᚳᛣᛖᚾ ᛁᛋ ᚱᛠᛞᚣ, ᛁ ᚷᛖᛏ ᛗᚣ ᚳᚪᛋᛏ ᛁᚱᚩᚾ ᛈᚪᚾ. ᚳᚪᛋᛏ ᛁᚱᚩᚾ ᛁᛋ ᚪᛗᚪᛋᛁᛝ ᚠᚩᚱ ᚳᚩᚩᛣᛁᛝ, ᛁ ᚱᛠᛚᛚᚣ ᚱᛖᚳᚩᛗᛗᛖᚾᛞ ᚣᚩᚢ ᚷᛖᛏ ᚩᚾᛖ. ᛁ ᚩᛁᛚ ᚦᛖ ᛈᚪᚾ ᚹᛁᚦ ᚩᛚᛁᚹᛖ ᚩᛁᛚ ᚪᚾᛞ ᛋᛏᚪᚱᛏ ᚻᛠᛞᛁᛝ ᛁᛏ ᚢᛈ. ᚩᚾ ᚦᛖ ᛋᛁᛞᛖ ᛁ ᚻᚪᚹᛖ ᛗᚣ ᛈᚱᛖ-ᚳᚩᚩᛣᛖᛞ ᛞᛠᛞ ᚳᚩᚳᛣ ᛗᛠᛏ ᚩᚾ ᚪ ᛏᚩᚱᛏᛁᛚᛚᚪ. ᛁ ᛈᚢᛏ ᚳᚻᛖᛖᛋᛖ ᚩᚾ ᚦᛖ ᛏᚩᚱᛏᛁᛚᛚᚪ. ᚻᚩᚹᛖᚹᛖᚱ, ᛁ ᛞᚩ ᚾᚩᛏ ᛋᛏᚩᛈ ᚻᛖᚱᛖ, ᛁ ᚾᛖᛖᛞ ᛋᛠᛋᚩᚾᛁᛝ! ᚩᚾ ᚦᛖ ᚩᚦᛖᚱ ᛏᚩᚱᛏᛁᛚᛚᚪ, ᛁ ᚪᛈᛈᛚᚣ ᚪ ᛗᛁᛉᛏᚢᚱᛖ ᚩᚠ ᚳᚢᛗᛁᚾ, ᚷᚪᚱᛚᛁᚳ, ᚩᚾᛡᚾ, ᛒᛖᛚᛚ ᛈᛖᛈᛈᛖᚱᛋ, ᚳᚻᛁᛚᛁ ᛈᚩᚹᛞᛖᚱ, ᛋᚪᛚᛏ, ᚪᚾᛞ ᚠᚱᛖᛋᚻ ᚳᛁᛚᚪᚾᛏᚱᚩ. ᚦᛁᛋ ᚹᛁᛚᛚ ᛗᚪᛣᛖ ᚪ ᛋᚢᛈᛖᚱᛒ ᛢᚢᛖᛋᚪᛞᛁᛚᛚᚪ.

>>12449856
ᛁ ᚦᛖᚾ ᚳᚩᚩᛣ ᚦᛖ 'ᛞᛁᛚᛚᚪ ᚢᚾᛏᛁᛚ ᛁᛏ ᛁᛋ ᚾᛁᚳᛖ ᚪᚾᛞ ᚷᚩᛚᛞᛖᚾ ᛒᚱᚩᚹᚾ - ᚪᚾᛞ ᚷᚱᛠᛋᚣ ᚪᚾᛞ ᛒᚩᚦ ᛋᛁᛞᛖᛋ. ᛁᛏ ᛁᛋ ᚷᚱᛠᛋᚣ ᚪᚾᛞ ᚷᚩᚩᛞ. ᛁ ᚠᚩᚱᚷᚩᛏ ᛁ ᚳᚪᚾᚾᚩᛏ ᛠᛏ ᚷᚱᛠᛋᚣ ᚠᚩᚩᛞ ᚪᚷᚪᛁᚾ. ᛁ ᚻᚪᚹᛖ ᛈᚢᛣᛖᛞ ᛗᚣ ᛈᚪᚾᛏᛋ ᚪᚷᚪᛁᚾ, ᚠᚢᚷ. ᛁ ᚻᚪᛏᛖ ᚦᛖ ᚪᚾᛏᛁᚳᚻᚱᛁᛋᛏ ᛒᚣ ᚦᛖ ᚹᚪᚣ.

>>12449834
it's not just you, the le papre is great!

ES FOR ES

>>12451133
D U BS

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12445961 (OP)
ohh I almost 4got tha pizza!
it was pretty good pizza

>>12451193
ewww, it has peppers and pepperoni and even oni*ns

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12451193
kys pedophile

>>12451193
good lookin 'za right there

>>12445977
to make it easyer lole

Posts:
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12241765 Issue 9
12226827 Issue 8
12205849 Issue 7
12190436 Issue 6
12155768 Issue 5
12142322 Issue 4
12129184 Issue 3
12115848 Issue 2
12104024 Issue 1

put these post numbers into 4plebs, 4chan archive in order to find the post

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12451778
neat! thank you for you're efforts

>>12451778
Or you could just search esforesquire since all the threads are labelled that lole

>>12452333
Trips of truth! multiple methods of reading the papre

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>12452349
the more the merrier, says I

Goffman states that women are weakened by advertising portrayals in five categories: relative size, feminine touch, function ranking ritualization of subordination, and licensed withdrawal.[citation needed] Advertisements that are targeted at women, or that use female actors, often draw from themes of family-life, the natural environment, and fashion.[12] Women are also less often in humorous advertisements, and when advertisements are less comical, the stereotypes they portray tend to be taken more seriously.[3]

In the late 19th and early 20th centuries, products, such as; moisturizers, soaps, deodorants, and shampoos were marketed to women through newly developed tactics of fear, sex, and emulation,[13] three key strategies that continues to influence advertising into the modern era. Fear tactics in advertisements from this time period often depict women that fail to meet the social expectation that they always appear presentable facing social rejection, painting them as outcasts and undesirable to men, with many examples from advertisements of this period shaming women that fail to maintain an assumed level of personal hygiene. Advertisements held the promise that through buying their product, women would become more desirable.[13]

Expectations that women were to maintain clean environments, care for their children, and serve their husbands were enforced through advertisements of this period as well. Many advertisers held the promise that a potential buyer will be able to perform these tasks more simply and more efficiently.[13] Female subjects are commonly portrayed as helpless in any areas besides what is expected of them, relying on men to perform more mentally or physically laborious tasks for them.[2]

oh no

>>12453145
and done
sharty children fail at life again lole

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12445977
>>12446196
>>12451778
Get a job

>>12453145
smol got em

Your fortune: Average Luck

Put this in your next paper:

The world is a vampire.

>>12453356
>>12453364
shut up faggot

>>12453368
could you repeat that??

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12453356
Thank you smol for patrolling the nice board