I could beat 98% of the planet to death.

Did you get into a drunken accident fall?

why would u want to do that

>>12455943 (OP)
Is that you’re way of saying you can beat off 10 guys at once

>>12455943 (OP)
a significant amount of that would be malnourished children and you know it

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>12455954
I just take solace knowing I could beat 98% or the planet to death. Not that I would, but it exists

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12455966
come at me if you think you can win

>>12455966
except most of the time you dont get a fair fight situation i could kill 100% of the planet and they could kill me also dubs

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12455943 (OP)
you look like the kind of guy that would ask me for change to buy beer at 7am

>>12455943 (OP)
looks like you just had an encounter with the 2% lel

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12455943 (OP)
lole, you just know you're a bitch in real life.

>>12455970
All this time I thought, Pudding had a body of a stick figure with medium hair hiding away that big forehead.

Who knewー it was a black wide breast macho man all along. I'm offended, that you have a baby face, look at me!!

My beard has ancestors soul! Smell my testosterone! If you don't a grow a beard tomorrow right now, get out of my sight.

Man this days.... underneath big bananas, on the surface hairless chiuahuas.

>>12455943 (OP)
>>12455966
>posts a photo where he is beaten up

yeah...fuck off catfish

>>12456230
I consider that a compliment if they bring backup. Fighting is gay anyway I've been in maybe 3 fights in my life and each time it was some fucked up bully white kid who once I knocked out his mom called the cops on ME like I wasn't just defending myself. Fucking loathe them.

>>12456367
are you like a reverse uncle ruckus?

>>12455943 (OP)
holy fucking shit your ugly

>>12455943 (OP)
i can believe it
lets become a dynamic duo and save the world

>>12455943 (OP)
you look like a man not a boy. you look like you should be posting about norm macdonald there not on s4s with cutesy anime grills

>>12455943 (OP)
Wow your shoulders are small, are you a tranny?

>>12455943 (OP)
i kill u

Aren't you fat? Fat people aren't good fighters

>>12456767
what about sumo

>>12457479
glorified shoving match

>>12457482
post gps coordinates of the bodies

>>12457495
-37.6640095, 145.1395454
don't tell anyone ;)

>>12456058
he doesn't look that bad, either it got broken up quick or the other guy got it much, much worse. Or cat just fell on pavement lol

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12457499
shut up you pedo

>>12456367
you’ve posted this exact comment before

>>12455943 (OP)
Jesus fucking christ man you look like shit

>>12457681
no u

I want to beat the fuck out of someone right now

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12457902
projection
and you are the real pedophile here

>>12455943 (OP)
You can hardly beat your meat

only like porn addicts would think a fat felony was attractive

>>12455943 (OP)
You look angry lebsian propaganda that'd be distributed in scratch 'n sniff form.
Anyways, people that actually train to fight don't go on s4s and try to intimidate limp wristed faggots.
You are weak and drunk on the illusion of strength while surrounded by the infirm and sickly.
I don't respect you as a man which should sound familiar because you don't respect yourself either.
Grow up, pussy.

>>12455943 (OP)

Catfish have you ever thought about acting? I think you should look into it.