Thread 12460919

We appreciate your enthusiasm for the opportunity to join our team. Unfortunately, we're looking for a candidate who's less cringe. But please do reapply when you've developed better social skills.

>>12460919 (OP)
When you're too socially inept so they send you to the nicer mines to mine nicenium used in the niceification process.

>>12460926
My grandpa worked the nice mines for 35 years and then died in a rudegas explosion.

>>12460932
I'm sorry for your loss anon.
For how long will we have to toil in the mines until the rooders became nicer.
It's all their fault, if only they were nice.

>>12460919 (OP)
look at them, going their whole lives with based privilege, they can't even imagine how bad a cringelord like me has it

job interviews are eugenics "we've established that you have all relevant qualifications and experience for this position but we're going to have a professional normalcy evaluator talk to you and force you into unemployment poverty and death if you act kind of weird at any point" quote from adolf hitler

>>12460968
lets be real though i don't even think i've even talked to a single real person in my life.

>>12460919 (OP)
i am no longer the same person
i am now your most cringe and unqualified candidate
please bring your most cringey job offer
i am ready to get paid as a cringy pajeet at a big corporation for the first time in my life

>>12460926
and this post is already cringe

>>12461434
ill be sure to be on the look out, but i really feel my soul connected to this game and i dont want to waste this opportunity!
thanks again and i hope to hear back from you!

ill take a look at your portfolio now