Is this truly nice board? It seems evil most of the time. Anonymouse, you are truly wicked…

a place for frens

>>12465601 (OP)
well, nice is a relative term

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

the classic that started it all.
*sip*

https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12458516/#12458516

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12465601 (OP)
it is evil board, kill yourself

here satokoe satokoe slutokoe~~

>>12465774

actually there were a few other classics that started it all.
*sip*

two girls one cup made a little splash.
*sip*

and then there's these guys. (pic related)

only oldfigs remember.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

the rules:
1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous
4. Anonymous is legion
5. Anonymous never forgives
6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver
8. There are no real rules about posting
9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban
10. If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else - fixed
14. Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win
15. The harder you try the harder you will fail
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure
17. Every win fails eventually
18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated
19. The more you hate it the stronger it gets
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old
22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
24. Every repost it always a repost of a repost
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post
26. Any topic can easily be turned into something totally unrelated
27. Always question a person's sexual prefrences without any real reason
28. Always question a person's gender - just incase it's really a man
29. In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents
30. There are no girls on the internet
31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours
32. You must have pictures to prove your statements
33. Lurk more - it's never enough
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions
35. If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made
>36. There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw
37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
38. No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky
39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12465601 (OP)
i try my bestest to be nice

>>12465805
29. In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>12465808
both are good things

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12465808

it's called a "government make work program".
*sip*

you have to protect the kids from themselves or you wind up with pic related.
*sip*

and you'd never want that in a million years.
*sip*

but i would.

i'd want want her more than almost anything in the world.
*sip*

i know you can't see it in the picture but she actually has angel wings.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

"Sweet wonderful you,
You make me happy with the things you do.
Oh, can it be so?
This feeling follows me wherever I go.

I never did believe in miracles,
But I've a feeling it's time to try.
I never did believe in the ways of magic,
But I'm beginning to wonder why.

I never did believe in miracles,
But I've a feeling it's time to try.
I never did believe in the ways of magic,
But I'm beginning to wonder why.

Don't, don't break the spell.
It would be different, and you know it will.
>You, you make loving fun,
>And I don't have to tell you, but you're the only one."

–Fleetwood Mac

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12465828
Welcome to Gabriel’s World: Where Wi-Fi is Holy and the Phone Never Rings Twice

In the beginning, there was static. And the static was without form, and void, and darkness was upon the face of the signal. Then came Gabriel — not just any Gabriel, but Gabriel the Patron Saint of Telecommunications — carrying not a trumpet, but the first ever celestial satellite dish.

With one divine flick of the router switch, broadband was born. The heavens lit up with fiber-optic rainbows, and the first sacred ping echoed across the cosmos: “Connection established.”

Day 1: Let There Be Signal

Gabriel surveyed the void and declared, “It is not good for humans to live without 5G.” Towers sprouted like iron palm trees, spreading miraculous bars of signal from sea to shining sea. Even in elevators. (Well… almost.)

>>12465838
Day 2: The Sacred Protocols

The Holy Order of Telecommunications was formed. Their creed:

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s Wi-Fi password.

Thou shalt answer “Hello?” without saying “Who is this?” when Caller ID is obviously enabled.

Blessed are the tech support agents, for they shall inherit your patience.


Day 3: The Great Test

Gabriel, in infinite wisdom, introduced the buffering wheel — the trial of faith. Humanity would learn patience, humility, and the strength to walk away from the screen. (Or, alternatively, smash “refresh” like a maniac until it worked.)

>>12465838
if thine eye be single...

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12465841
Day 4: The Digital Eden

Under Gabriel’s guidance, the world blossomed into a paradise of instant messages, holographic meetings, and coffee orders placed telepathically through smart mugs.
Yet, whispers in the wind foretold the coming of… the Spam Apocalypse.

Day 5: The Trials of Gabriel’s People

From robocalls claiming “Your car’s warranty is expiring” to Wi-Fi passwords as long as epic poems, the people endured. And in times of low signal, they raised their phones to the heavens, crying out:

> “Oh Gabriel, full of grace, please give me just one more bar…”

>>12465844 (dubs)
Day 6: The Festival of Updates

Every month, the people celebrate Patch Day, when devices receive holy updates, bringing bug fixes and — allegedly — “performance improvements.” Gabriel smiles, knowing this is the modern equivalent of rain for the crops.

Day 7: Rest and Recharge

On the seventh day, Gabriel commanded: “Put down your devices, go outside, and speak face-to-face… or at least switch to voice notes.” And thus, the sacred cycle continues.


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Gabriel’s World is a place where connection is divine, latency is a sin, and even the angels prefer texting to knocking on your door. And as long as the signal holds, the people shall rejoice — until the router blinks red.

>>12465847
meeting her here is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
*sip*

the thought of meeting her irl puts the butterflies in my stomach and makes my knees knock.

so knock it off with the pasta.
k? kthnx.

*sip*

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12465847

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>12465828
I just raped ur mother and took a shit in her nigger mouth lmao

>>12465866
three letter agent glow so bright

>>12465903
swamp thing

>>12465904
sometimes they disappear

here satokoe satokoe slutoko......