Thread 12483756

somewhere in the distance, a park ranger slowly lowers his binoculars and decides to retire early, a horrified janitor slowly backs away, pushing his cart in the opposite direction, a single tear rolls down a statue’s face, a solemn frisbee lies abandoned in the grass, a monument to the depravity it has witnessed.
somewhere in the universe, a star collapses into a black hole out of sheer secondhand embarrassment

A choir of children lapses into mortific silence. An eagle drops dead out of a tree. A motor truck careens into the ocean. All because of your post.

frisbees cant be solemn stupid

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the frisbee cried out into the empty air, there was no play left to be had, no warm guiding hand to give it purpose, just the cold, the wet, the mud