be me 25
they keep asking me for ID at bars
Machete Store
9/12/2025, 1:47:14 PM
No.12520626
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>>12520627
>be me 25
>4 scoops
>don't even know where I am
Naiko Tocho
9/12/2025, 1:48:38 PM
No.12520628
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>>12520630
>>12520617
what turns you on again ?
Machete Store
9/12/2025, 2:20:23 PM
No.12520660
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>>12520663
>>12520729
IF-chan I'm not gonna lie, you are the sexiest babe in this shovelware game by far so I'm dedicating the rest of this thread to you.
Machete Store
9/12/2025, 2:23:13 PM
No.12520663
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>>12522300
>>12520660
The best ass is a hard-working ass and Iffy takes the cake here.
Machete Store
9/12/2025, 2:36:33 PM
No.12520690
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Oh god there's nothing like a frigid lesbian to galvanise your adrenaline-filled loins into action.
The epic Iffy, Iffy of my loins.
Machete Store
9/12/2025, 2:51:18 PM
No.12520704
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>>12520699
Iffy is so welcome to all cocks especially over 30.
>>12520660
I thought you only liked trans 15 year olds
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 3:26:04 PM
No.12520730
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nobody asked me for an ID in the past 3 years even though the signs say they card everyone who appears to be under 40
Your fortune: Outlook good
Naiko Tocho
9/12/2025, 3:26:49 PM
No.12520731
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>>12520733
Mcdonalds "French" fries just tasted better in the 80's
Machete Store
9/12/2025, 3:29:32 PM
No.12520732
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>>12520729
No they are just my favorite
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 3:29:44 PM
No.12520733
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>>12521533
>>12520731
you weren't even alive in the 80's
Machete Store
9/12/2025, 3:33:37 PM
No.12520736
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>>12520729
If I'm known as the board pedophile then I should just embrace it
Anonymous
9/12/2025, 9:35:29 PM
No.12521254
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>>12520616 (OP)
dont worry. once you go bald, they will ask less.
Anonymous
9/13/2025, 12:37:11 AM
No.12521533
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>>12522275
>>12520733
unchecked doubles on the last page!
Anonymous
9/13/2025, 12:38:17 AM
No.12521536
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nobody gave a fuck when i showed up to the club looking like a prepubescent geek just to roll thizz at 14
Your fortune: Outlook good
Anonymous
9/13/2025, 6:11:42 AM
No.12522275
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>>12521533
dubs on dubs
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Machete Store
9/13/2025, 6:23:47 AM
No.12522315
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>>12522329
>>12522300
Yeah I love you too but why do you keep reposting that image?
Anonymous
9/13/2025, 6:32:58 AM
No.12522328
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>>12522342
I may be 29 but I'm minor coded so you're a pedo if you disagree with me about homestuck shipping
Anonymous
9/13/2025, 6:33:16 AM
No.12522329
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>>12522347
>>12522315
so you can slam the ice pick through my skull ^w^
Machete Store
9/13/2025, 6:39:25 AM
No.12522342
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>>12522328
I'm the only real pedophile
Machete Store
9/13/2025, 6:40:53 AM
No.12522347
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>>12522349
>>12522329
That was just a Frank Zappa quote, why are you so obsessed with me suddenly.
Machete Store
9/13/2025, 6:44:18 AM
No.12522352
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>>12522353
>>12522365
>>12522349
That's because someone was talking about minors
Anonymous
9/13/2025, 6:47:53 AM
No.12522357
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>>12522353
Why do you faggots keep posting porn
Anonymous
9/13/2025, 6:50:20 AM
No.12522365
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>>12522367
>>12522352
I'll never forget how hilarious this screenshot was
