How it always ends

>>16674826
When do i get kidnapped and my cute mystery meat single mom murdered by an autistic arrested development psychopath? At least it would be interesting

How it always goes through.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0v0VR6Kf7KQ

>>16674867

I got a bad feeling about this mission ... :)

“It’s not magic, it’s science”

And this is where I want to scream.

>>16674822 (OP)
Nice Reddit post

>>16674900
“Magic doesn’t exist” is about as useful as saying cold doesn’t exist, or the dark doesn’t exist, or holes don’t exist.

>>16674822 (OP)
jesser

>>16679625
Lol.

>>16674822 (OP)
Reddit.

>>16674822 (OP)
>>16674826
How can upvotes this?

>>16679625
We need more methelmino

>>16674822 (OP)
Cringe.

>>16683197
>>16685554
Reddit cringe.

Yeah, fucking-around-and-finding-out!

>>16674822 (OP)
Why was Jesse such a piece of shit

>>16689863
He was retarded lol
A dumb step repeater

>>16674822 (OP)
YEAH REDDIT!

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>>16683204
¿Qué?

>>16674822 (OP)
Another self-bump thread which will remain in the catalog for at least 6 months?

>>16694085
Yeah probably

Look, E=MC2 started to go moot in a time warp (continuum). Sci board specifically.. X board backs you so do I. It all started when future psychiatry went back and paid Einstein to end 4chan and close brain time travel by saying E=MC2 was a theory so neurotransmitters (made up) are a theory too. Now listen, if speed of light was defined when they agreed upon it in an international meeting, then the Hiroshima bomb was the experiment to test correlation between the number they made up for speed of light and mass-energy correlation to prove a mass-energy-mind correlation (that the bomb blew up the defined values predicted kiloton). E=MC2 was a hypothesis for the start of time travel (mass-energy-mind theory) and E=mc2 hypothesis. Psychiatrists ended the whole thing by going back and paying Einstein to label emc2 a theory to say neurotransmitters are a theory and the proof is neurotransmitters where defined with the same methods in those days they used to use here.

>>16674822 (OP)
Cringe

>>16695802
Meds.

How it always ends

>>16695802
Uhhh… based?

>>16674822 (OP)
Overrated show
Meth isn’t blue

>>16700715
It’s fiction calm down.

>>16674822 (OP)
The Recipe—Blue Sky
This is a two-step cook: reduction of pseudo to methamphetamine, then crystallization. Pay attention, Jesse.

Step 1: The Cook
Ingredients:
50 kg P2P (phenyl-2-propanone)—barrel stuff, not that weak homemade junk.
50 L methylamine—liquid, 40% aqueous, stole it from that train job, right?
100 L methanol—solvent, keeps it smooth.
5 kg aluminum amalgam—catalyst, prepped fresh.
Sodium hydroxide (NaOH)—for pH, couple kilos.
Hydrochloric acid (HCl)—gas it later.
Process:
Prep the amalgam: In the vessel, mix aluminum foil strips with mercury chloride—small batch, like 5 g HgCl2 to 500 g Al. Add methanol, let it bubble. That’s your catalyst, Jesse—don’t touch it, it’s nasty.
Base reaction: Dump the P2P and methylamine into the vessel with methanol. Stir it—big paddle, no splashing. Heat to 80°C—slow, steady, no boiling over.
Reduction: Add the amalgam in chunks. It’ll fizz like hell—H2 gas, exothermic as shit. Keep it vented, or we’re toast. Takes 6–8 hours. Smells like death, but that’s how you know it’s working.
Cool it: Let it drop to room temp. You’ll see sludge—meth base in there, oily yellow.
Step 2: Purification
Extract:
Filter the mess—coffee filters if we’re desperate. Get the liquid, ditch the gray gunk.
Add NaOH solution (50% in water)—pH to 12. Separates the freebase meth into an oily layer.
Siphon that oil with the separatory funnel—careful, Jesse, don’t spill my product.
Gas it:
Bubble HCl gas through the oil—rig a generator with salt and sulfuric acid if we’re out. White crystals crash out—bam, methamphetamine hydrochloride.
Filter again, dry it under a heat lamp—low heat, don’t melt it.
Blue magic:
Dissolve in hot ethanol, spike it with copper sulfate—tiny pinch, that’s the blue. Recrystallize slow in a fridge. Big, pure shards—our signature.
Yield
From 50 kg P2P, we’re looking at 40–45 kg pure if you don’t screw it up. Street value’s through the roof

>>16703306
No.