why haven't we colonized the sun?

too sunny

>>16701035
What if we build a base inside a sunspot? They are cooler.

>>16701039
Too cold

>>16701028 (OP)
The gravity is too heavy

>>16701035
what if we sent all black people to the sun colonies? they'd be fine

Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the
international science convention, where all the countries of the world
gathered to compare their scientific achievements and plans. The
scientists listened to the United States describe how they were
another step closer to a cure for cancer, and the Russians were
preparing a space ship to go to Saturn, and Germany was inventing a
car that runs on water. Soon, it was the Polish scientists' turn to
speak. "Well, we are preparing a space ship to fly to the sun." This,
of course was met with much ridicule. They were asked how they planned
to deal with the sun's extreme heat. "Simple, we're going at night!"

>>16701082
if all the black people were sent to the sun they would twerk it out of orbit and we would never be able to find it