>>16706815 (OP)>dude let's just write out the spontaneously broken Lagrangian for no reasonThis is the real brainlet move.
1. This Lagrangian makes the choice of unitary gauge and so it's not even gauge-invariant.
2. Instead of writing out all this crap you can just
a) specify the gauge group
[eqn]\left(\mathbb{R}^4\rtimes \mathrm{SL}(2,\mathbb{C})\right)\times \mathrm{SU}(3)\times \mathrm{SU}(2) \times \mathrm{U}(1)[/eqn]
b) specify the matter content representations
[eqn](1/2,0,3,2,1/3)\oplus(0,1/2,3,1,4/3)\oplus(0,1/2,3,1,-2/3)\oplus(1/2,0,1,2,-1)\oplus(0,1/2,1,1,-2)\oplus(0,0,1,2,3)[/eqn]
that the gauge group acts via the adjoint actions
c) declare that the couplings of the gauge fields to the matter fields are minimal
d) specify the form of the Higgs potential
That's it, this is all you need to unambiguously reconstruct the Lagrangian instead of writing it out like a fucking pseud.