Thread 16720812 - /sci/ [Archived: 375 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:10:59 AM No.16720812
ninjaturtles
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I have a creepy hand condition among many mysterious health problems.

I don't know what to call it other than "plastic hands". It's freaking me out and I don't know what it is.

My hands don't have like a normal liquidy outer layer any more and dirt rubs right off unless I purposely rub dirt in my hands. It's like my hands are made of plastic. And it's easier to get splinters for some reason. My fingerprints are more raised than normal and my knuckles have more wrinkles.

I have *no idea* what this is.

Can someone tell me? Or how to fix this? I'm a little worried that my hands might fall off. It's seriously weird and creepy. If I go to the doctors they'll tell me my hands look 'fine' which is always like "they're saying it's fine which means it's something terrifying and incurable and what am I supposed to do about this?"

Also, you are now aware that the ninja turtles is a commentary on the class system and how they should work together for the betterment of society.

Sword - upper class (because they could afford swords)
Bow - religious class (traditionally monks would have staffs - especially in buddhism for some reason)
Sai - police (used to block swords)
nun chucks - commoners (originally developed as a threshing tool - and I *totally* want to buy some nunchucks. Best weapon by far.)

Also weird medical related problem thread.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:17:42 AM No.16720820
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IS THIS WHERE THE PEPE MEME COMES FROM?

It's probably just a weird coincidence. Nevermind.

Also all the ninja turtles have weird hands, but this is also true of more or less anyone in a comic ever so that doesn't mean anything.

Ohhh....

/c/ - comics are religion
/h/ - hentai is police
/a/ - anime is for commoners
/n/ - transportation is for the wealthy?

wait that doesn't make sense. I still want nunchucks.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:27:19 AM No.16720900
>>16720812 (OP)
RADICAL!
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 5:53:47 AM No.16720907
>>16720812 (OP)
You know that stuff that the thais and the chinese soak shrimp in to make them swell up so they can charge more for them? That's what you got on your hands.