...All the air in the world...suddenly turned...INTO WOOD

>suddenly
Then only people in the ISS, followers of Dharma, people chosen by God and those who were abducted by aliens would have a chance.

omg no cap thats craycray ong frfr skibidi

>>16722578 (OP)
Pretending it turned into same density balsa wood
E (of air) = 3 GPa (balsa wood) x 1.2 kg/m3 (air) / 250 kg/m3 (balsa)
E = 14 MPa
You want to move your hand now? Good luck fucker you have 100x60mm^2 of hand area or something so to move 1 cm that's about 84 kg of force (yes I assumed some extra stuff that's wonky and handwavy)
honestly you're better off trying to eat the wood to clear space around you until you can grab and crush bits of wood

ignoring the fact you need air to breathe (and you have wooden lungs now)

You would die.

>>16722619
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>16722621
Shove a log into your mouth and nostrums and try to breath.

>>16722636
Log didn't fit. Could still breathe with face pressed against it.
I'll jot it down as a point for the null hypothesis.

>>16722578 (OP)

Would imply that we would end up with a planet made of dense degenerate cork plated with a very thin layer of wood.

>>16722578 (OP)
This. This so much. Posts like this remind of a time when we had actually scientific discussions on /sci/ and not just threads about quantum physics

>>16722578 (OP)
Surely an onmyoji spell can revert the transformation.

>>16722578 (OP)

By god you've cracked the code

>>16722578 (OP)
It'll be fine. Your mother basically has wood in her more than air.

>>16722654
try up your ass

>>16722619
*you wood die

>>16722990

>>16722578 (OP)
What the fuck, since when did they allow .MP4's on 4chan???